can

Weiland's strongest soldier

[can @basedfucket]

They just argued for nearly 6 minutes then fucked on the couch. Aoty

[can @basedfucket]

@ahaha_haaaha You know you wanna do drugs and listen to the new Jay Worthy w me

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Tough week to be a Yankees fan

[can @basedfucket]

@fellaforhire @KellyScaletta @stevenmirn @SteveGuest You’ve shown you’re garbage, any normal person is going to react poorly to the MSG rally.

[can @basedfucket]

@Pro__Trading @AustinNull You’ve shown your bigoted garbage tendencies, why are you so offended we recognize them? No one is forcing you to be garbage

[Alex Lawson @alexlawson2001]

@BudrykZack A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until a Phantom pulls up

[can @basedfucket]

@chadwaffen88 @ReelJustinLewis You aren’t going to procreate being a pussy ass bitch, maybe you can enjoy something with your father and be normal

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Midwest football coach bullies autistic immigrant

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

My apologies The Green Bay Packers, I’m afraid that I do not in fact know the vibes

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

USC left for the Big Ten thinking they’d be like Michigan and Ohio State and it turns out they’re just Beach Purdue

[can @basedfucket]

@DoctorGonzo__ @heflinhollis Living with minorities is better than soulless suburbs, if you understood how pretty much every major American city started you wouldn’t talk out your ass

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

A head-to-head battle on a road course covered entirely on dirt would be the most fair way to determine the Kyle Larson Vs. Max Verstappen debate.

[can @basedfucket]

@SandySavage1977 @perchance99 @KatiePhang It’s generous to assume that obese retard is going to make it last 80 lmao.

[Ryan Evans @RyanEvansESPN]

PATHETIC: Some FAT FUCK Penn State CENTER just MOSSED the entire USC defense for a 50 yard TD.

Should Penn State FIRE their entire Coaching Staff for allowing this? 🤯

[Dankchains @DANKCHAINS]

@damintoell You know you’re really fucked when a hurricane hits 165 miles per gallon. They don’t even have a category for that shit

[She/Her Ohtani @Lizzie_Baseball]

Bob Costas: History repeats itself. First as tragedy, then as farce. One can imagine Karl Marx pointing to the Mets as an example of this. But now, New York must stage its own October Revolution to rewrite history

Ron Darling: Nice slider from Nola

[Steve @Srechter7]

When I go to the “for you” tab:

Baseball
Baseball
Baseball
Random sport
Baseball
Baseball
HITLER WAS RIGHT—100k likes
Baseball
Baseball

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

This is a decision a Cities Skylines player would make