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I make stuff

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OK BUT DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS FUCKING SHOW THAT USED TO COME ON LATE AT NIGHT WHEN WE WERE 5 LOL

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

Someone tried to buy lingerie for their woman so I asked him what her cup size was and he did not know what I meant. So I said “ok what size is her chest” and he goes “OHHHHH. Well. They’re like a good size. Decent.” 😂😂😂

A l r i g h t y t h e n

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

That was a fun 9 hour shift of helping frantic clueless men get laid tmr you’re all welcome

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Is it wine o clock yet

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Going thru a rough patch? No problem! I have a cat for that

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

Woke up this morning wanting to die but then I thought wow who would feed my cats lmao god damn

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

“My stomach felt like this when u were born” thank u for comparing my life to the super bowl you’re the best dad HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I have never seen my father so excited and drunk in my life it’s adorable but kind of scary LOL

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My mom is the sweetest 🥰😅

[billiam @BillRatchet]

this shit has me WHEEEEEZING

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

“little short girl with tattoos everywhere and dyed hair”

THAT DOESN'T NARROW IT DOWN HERE LADY

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

“I was talking to someone about it earlier”

“Red hair purple hair green hair or grey hair”

😂😂😂😂 how to identify us at work

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

A real conversation I just had with my dad on the phone (we have not spoke in over 3 weeks)

“Hi hun do u still have the 49ers blanket I got you”
“it’s somewhere up in my closet why”
“Can I use it”
“...u have a house full of blankets”
“But I miss it”

It’s 9pm are u ok

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

My friends go to the pub and my grandfather is the bartender 😂😂

Adorable

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My dad on Wednesday vs my dad on a Saturday I’m fucking DONE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

This is my mom and uncle at the dome 11 years ago and I’m still laughing LOL

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My phone has told me it is time to go home and hibernate. Happy Friday

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“I have a dragon in my throat but I sound all Smokey like you mommy AND dad”

😂

My sister called me to tell me she has a cold. This is her wording

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

Today after work I got a call from my cousin who says “jay I need you I’m tryna make something for my woman. Can we make crafts?” 😂😂

this the shit I live for

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

A small child just hissed and growled at me this is why I stay indoors

[jaylin @basedjaylin]

People make me so uncomfortable sometimes I’m currently hiding in my stock room from someone who won’t stop calling me beautiful and asking me for hugs. The answer is no. I get paid to be nice to you. Kindly go fuck your self