Based

g3 jgl main | dating the loml | free spirit

[Witch @witchwounds]

i have a salt deficiency and not letting me lick all the sweat off your body is ableist and cruel

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@landminegf

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@landminegf 👀

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@landminegf

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@landminegf league of legends..?

[Fyr @Fyrlian]

“La IA nos va a reemplazar”

Avisadme cuando la IA meta cola del lol un domingo las 3 AM con una racha de 6 derrotas teniendo que levantarse a las 7

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

regular couples dating vs league edaters in 2026

regular couples:

date nights at restaurants
instagram photos
meeting each other's parents
talking about the future
handholding in public
holiday traditions

league edaters:

never seen each other in person
queue ranked together until 4am
"good morning babe" delivered through discord
sleep on mic peacefully after griefing solo queue together

on paper the irl couples are winning

instagram filtered.

parents impressed.

fancy dinner reservations.

they hit every checkbox society told them to hit.

meanwhile the league edater couple looks INSANE from the outside.

she's in Canada. he's in the US.

they've never breathed the same air.

they have matching summoner names

matching profile pictures

matching sleep cycles

you think the irl couples are winning?

let me tell you what's actually happening

the irl couple at dinner is on their phones the entire meal.

she's checking instagram.

he's checking his work conversations.

they have nothing to say to each other because they ran out of conversation 8 months ago.

meanwhile the league edaters are deep into hour 6 of a discord call between ranked games talking about their childhoods, their fears, what they want their life to look like, why he tilts so hard when he loses lane, why she stopped talking to her dad, who they were before they met each other on summoner's rift

the irl couple knows what their partner orders at starbucks

the league edater knows what their partner sounds like at 3am after a 7 game loss streak when nothing in their life is going right

one of those is a real intimacy

the other one is a transaction

irl couples are performing love for an audience

league edaters are EXPERIENCING love with no audience at all

they've spent more hours in voice chat than most married couples spend talking in a year

every irl couple at brunch right now is wondering if they made the right choice

every league edater on discord at 2 am knows they did

the people laughing at league edaters are people who've never been truly known by anyone

Study the Saskio way

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

One of the best anti-aging supplements is having a cute girlfriend who truly loves you.

[bagel 🤍 @bageloverwatch]

no babe you don’t understand my self worth IS tied to my rank in this video game

[🕸️ @recreatings]

how it feels being washed at a game you were once good at

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I am delighted to officially become Restore Britain's first Member of Parliament.

I intend to be one of hundreds at the next general election.

[Red Bull Gaming @redbullgaming]

can't emphasize enough how important it is to always blame your jungler

[Based @basedjglmain]

@justalexoki kissing your wife is better

[taoki @justalexoki]

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, an evil and retarded sinner

[Based @basedjglmain]

@bunnycnny yeah for YOU

[Based @basedjglmain]

@bunnycnny i don’t think so