PaldeanJRock (Paradox-Form)

Pokemon Trainer, Guardian of the light, Ya know. All around important person. Twitch Affiliate-

[PaldeanJRock (Paradox-Form) @basedjrock]

#DBFZ_A21 some ol bullshit

https://t.co/L6bXSJBksa

[peachypop, wild mage 🍑 🔜 Pokémon Worlds! @peachypop_cos]

During a bout of insomnia last night I read through all of the 1-star Pokemon Champions reviews. Here are some of my findings, in case the devs wanna take notes.🧵👇

Part 1: basic type matchups are hard, how bird beat rock

[spcrash @spcrashworks]

Mega Staraptor after another successful sweep. #pokemon

[Noah Smith--NoahGuyVGC @NoahJamesSmith]

I am not lucky enough to use
-Play Rough
-Sleep Powder
-Draco Meteor
-Heat Wave
-Overheat
-Blizzard outside of snow

I am not lucky enough to dodge
-Play Rough
-Sleep Powder
-Heat Wave
-Overheat
-Hurricane outside of rain

[Zelda | XENOBLADE FOUUURRRRRRRR @paintmakesart]

its so funny how many champions reviews are "im ass at the game but my opponent isnt please fix this"

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

THIS IS FOR GOHAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[PaldeanJRock (Paradox-Form) @basedjrock]

@MrFruitYT Bro you walked passed me and I thought I imagined you lol

[raxdflipnote @ VIDCON '26 @raxdflipnote]

im a jeep

[PaldeanJRock (Paradox-Form) @basedjrock]

@Kloo_vt post the pyroar team

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[PaldeanJRock (Paradox-Form) @basedjrock]

@Kloo_vt There aint even no specs im just raw dogging gholdengo rn

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

If this were black people, there would be tweets all over this site about how violent black people are, and how they cant be in society, followed by an Elon musk "Yup" retweet.

[Ryu 🐕 GUARD DOG VTUBER @RyuDogg]

The support from you guys has been amazing! Never thought I would make it this far but I'm so glad I stuck with it.
To the Mutts old and new, Thank you so much 🐶❤️

[Fives @BrayzWrK]

@PunkDaGod can we get punkreacts back?????

[Xiao (蕭) @yxiao1988]

Vegito

The empty Super Dash behaves like connecting, so you can double jump or air dash right after.

[OmarCameUp @OmarCameUp]

TRU LOVE MAKIN.flp ❤️⬆️

One of my fave fighting games of ALL TIME

[Mel! @MelFunnySmell]

Gaba za sānaito : gekijō-ban ガバ・ザ・サーナイト　劇場版 OVA

[DIEM @DiemArchive]

Knicks vs Spurs | @diemarchive