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[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Sharia Law enforcer 🕋 @BasedKashiBar]

They should bring back simpler songs like Turkey in the Straw

[Sharia Law enforcer 🕋 @BasedKashiBar]

just love that they have to force smiles to pretend they're not being booed

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Trump is booed in Madison Square Garden

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Dr. Oz linking obesity to dementia while Trump’s slumped over at his desk 😭😭

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

I was explaining frotting to a girl on a tinder date once and she was like wow. So are you gay? And I was like no I just know that. And she was like Hm

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Every time Trump is in New York City I get such schadenfreude imagining his deep desire to return home to his city as a hero and instead finding only repeated humiliation and jeers.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.

[Sharia Law enforcer 🕋 @BasedKashiBar]

Why is everyone in such a hurry

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[Sharia Law enforcer 🕋 @BasedKashiBar]

thinking about Stan Chera

[Sharia Law enforcer 🕋 @BasedKashiBar]

@isaiah_bb I firmly believe that if you're an online personality and you reveal yourself to be an absolute dipshit who understands nothing, like what he did at the beginning of Covid, you should absolutely fuck off forever. Maybe a minority opinion, idk

[Sharia Law enforcer 🕋 @BasedKashiBar]

the late, great Hannibal Lecter

[episode one @E1podcast]

Don Draper drunkenly leaving work at noon and wandering into a Magic the Gathering tourney in a cafe, lighting a cigarette and whispering to some guy in shorts asking what’s happening.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Y’all keep me laughing with these text messages every day bruh. Swear I got the best phone 😂

[Freddy @CogentCEO]

I now see that joking about the deaths of Israeli soldiers is wrong.

There is nothing funny about a crane falling on a 20-year-old colonel. There is nothing funny about a tank driver being killed when someone carrying a plank on their shoulder turned around at the wrong moment

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[NYC Water @NYCWater]

Look who shows up when they hear NYC waterways are the cleanest they’ve been since the Civil War! 🦫