I was explaining frotting to a girl on a tinder date once and she was like wow. So are you gay? And I was like no I just know that. And she was like Hm
Every time Trump is in New York City I get such schadenfreude imagining his deep desire to return home to his city as a hero and instead finding only repeated humiliation and jeers.
bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.
@isaiah_bb I firmly believe that if you're an online personality and you reveal yourself to be an absolute dipshit who understands nothing, like what he did at the beginning of Covid, you should absolutely fuck off forever. Maybe a minority opinion, idk
Don Draper drunkenly leaving work at noon and wandering into a Magic the Gathering tourney in a cafe, lighting a cigarette and whispering to some guy in shorts asking what’s happening.
I now see that joking about the deaths of Israeli soldiers is wrong.
There is nothing funny about a crane falling on a 20-year-old colonel. There is nothing funny about a tank driver being killed when someone carrying a plank on their shoulder turned around at the wrong moment
Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime