Haz 🇷🇺

My name is Haz and I have a small dick and need a stool to get my cereal from the cabinet (PARODY)

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@InfraHaz Hey guys Haz here. Today on stream I will whine about leftism, scream in my mic, stare at my wall for 20 minutes, worship Putin, go on a pseudo-philosophical rant, and proceed to horde my donation money, which will be used for my hair transplant and micropenis enlargement surgery

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@realestAG_ @StormblessedGil L you lost

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@JazzOrChamp @StormblessedGil

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@megafan2001 Ban this, bro

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@MeliaMelonDev You got it right

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@BlackLeg_Lyndax @DrAwesome_x Yep

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@DrAwesome_x @BlackLeg_Lyndax Hey

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@SCrafterKing You also forgot this

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@LeeMajdoub Too bad

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@buffiisjubilee @pokewoodtheater @RrayonF @LeeMajdoub

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@jamal_moonga @pokewoodtheater @RrayonF @LeeMajdoub

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@RrayonF @pokewoodtheater @LeeMajdoub

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@CntxtWoodyBuzz @pokewoodtheater @RrayonF @LeeMajdoub

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@RealRubyZiq Lol

[Ch3ster @slightlyanglo]

@InfraHaz The only “Vital essence” I would be worried about is whatever slug’s cum got your mom pregnant to make the worlds dumbest manlet

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@InfraHaz The medieval notion of inceldom is a vital essence, the modern BETA notion of sex is a dead and mechanical essence

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@volkvulture1 @lntraBred @ThermalVision36 @InfraHaz You are scared of the MIGHT and WRATH of the true SULTAN INFRABETA! I accept your beta male surrender, beta Cuck!

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@volkvulture1 @lntraBred @ThermalVision36 @InfraHaz Enjoy your ban from a true SIGMA manlet!

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@volkvulture1 @lntraBred @ThermalVision36 @InfraHaz The SULTAN never loses! Only you have lost! Your Twitch subscription is now revoked and you are banned in my Twitch chat, BETA MALE!

[Haz 🇷🇺 @basedmf_01]

@volkvulture1 @ThermalVision36 @lntraBred @InfraHaz I agree! Now report the fake account @InfraHaz for impersonating the SULTAN GIGACHAD, me!