Al-kyda

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

My mom would catch a bullet for me but god forbid I practice my handles inside

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

Hat man said broncos Super Bowl is a lock

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

In the lab tryna get me a piston cup

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

All I wanted for christmas this year was all 4 chairs on the voice to turn around for me

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

Thanks👍

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

Thinking of finding a solution for the gender wage gap around noon tomorrow

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

Dangit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AF Post @AFpost]

Whoopi Goldberg goes on sex strike to protest Trump win.

Follow: @AFpost

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

2012 presidential candidate Mitt Romney wants my skin

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

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[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

Just told my mom she’s the lebron of laundry

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

Can’t come into work boss, just found out I’m going on the Zack and Cody danimals cruise

[Ericdinho @ericj_d]

14 domestic light beers

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

They should let Patrick mahomes little brother catch one kick return and he has to try to run for the TD full speed

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

@JChaneyCO This mf play like the McDonald’s ice cream machine fr

[lmao @aayylmao]

fuck!

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

@THenny69 Bill Cosby

[Al-kyda @basedpifff]

@Android if y’all broke just say dat

[Android @Android]

It’s time to fix texting. Help Apple #GetTheMessage