Lil' Sebastian🐎

Fridays are for the men, Saturdays are for the boys.

[Lil' Sebastian🐎 @basedsebas]

Xbox live was down yesterday. Can't be having that bs during quarantine lmao

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

man i was 15 thinking 1 nut a day was crazy whole time this nigga Terry Crews puttin in 13 hour shifts at the goon factory

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

That's cool hey dawg where were you 48 hours ago

[Doom @ptaglazer]

Where is Mini Me? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[Jamahiriya al-Juche🇸🇳🇭🇹🇨🇩🇨🇮🇬🇭🇨🇻 @ayo_platano]

To be fair, this is what Moses (AS) came back to after literally freeing them from slavery in Egypt

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

“Trillionaires need more money”

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

Imagine telling someone watching this commercial in 1995 that 31 years later the same man would be responsible for an economy so shitty that it kills the entire company.

[Zach Taylor @ZachTaylorSport]

As a proud Texan & someone who frequents the coastal region, it’s probably best he went at night

[PJ • The Andor Guy • 🟢 • @matpolloy]

Idk man, Rebels are pretty damn cool looking.

[Sethy @Brizksie]

She was trying

[Tyler ''pronouns idiot'' Foster 🤖 @tylergilfoster]

remember how the painting in this photo turned out to be a Hungarian masterpiece that was lost since the 1920s and it was only discovered when an art historian saw it in this movie and went "holy shit"

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

Died for nothing award 🎖️

[El Ricky @Indikur]

remember niggas tried to help him and he was like "fuck no we geeked"

so real

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

“Two tickets to Citizen Vigilante please!”

[Junior @JrMoneyGetting]

actually insane how the race blew him up and ended his career at the same time

[꧁༒Lara༒꧂ 🇵🇸 in pinned @HimejoshiLover]

guy who doesn't understand the very simple politics of attack of the clones and revenge of the sith:

[bum @BattleRapBum]

someone liked my tweet wit this

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”