eve 𝜗𝜚

it has been officially verified by an independent adjudicator that i am in fact ‘bunny pretty’

[eve 𝜗𝜚 @basedslag]

coquette jerry seinfeld

[aurora ⚸ | seeing tori 8/28 @lynchianbush]

kind of how i feel as a 26 year old who lives with her parents

[s @yoongienthusias]

getting celebrities to endorse surveillance and then the whole internet will start fanning over it like omg wait this eats 😍😍

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

people could always go to his show instead and hear 15 of the exact same whiny songs in a row by a band with one of the top 5 cringiest names in history

[lucile desmoulins ☭🔻 @lucile_darling]

this is so fucking insidious. there’s literally NO good reason to have a concealed camera connected to the internet available for general use. they will absolutely be training AI with the feedback, too. evil invention from evil people — i wish you nothing but the worst

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

KEIR STARMER HEARD THE MUSIC.

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.

[KPMG dad @jenuflexion]

Did replacing genuinely concerned left-wingers with pedophiles, zionists and pedophile zionists not work out then lads?

[Rob Grant @robgrantdotcom]

Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter… who shines so brightly & brings so much joy to this world

[Becky Paton @rpaton11]

Nothing but broken promises.

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

there are rumours that the first thing Andy Burnham's going to do in office is to repeal the mandatory taking it up the arse law brought about by Starmer

[ִֶָ @iheartnayeon]

how it feels to shape your eyebrows the night before an important event

[مصطفى | Mustafa @asmaras97]

Every China story is like: this capitalist hellhole created the elixir of life and demands people's souls in exchange for it.
But then China ruined that market by making the elixir for $5.

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

leftists have the worst crab in a bucket mentality ever man. mad at ms. rachel. mad at boots riley. mad at everybody that puts our positions before millions. hipsters

[hen @afterwayafter]

The only way you could think this was 90% of British culture is by being born and living the entirety of your life in a Slug and Lettuce

[paige ☭ @justalittlesore]

being autistic in germany must be sooo easy

[eve 𝜗𝜚 @basedslag]

u think your conception was the first and last time ur mother had sex aw that’s quaint

[eve 𝜗𝜚 @basedslag]

madonna whore complex go brrrrrr

[imam al kafir @iraqipilled]

Ok go marry ur mom then

[eve 𝜗𝜚 @basedslag]

@brewsternova friendships are the biggest romances of all sometimes

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

I think it’s more likely we’re getting to the point that people are mistaking their scrutiny of others as those people performing for them

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon