Never forget how Hagrid pulled that tall bitch from the 4th book despite her being the head of a fancy ass all-girls school in France and him being a British high school drop out working as a glorified outdoor janitor and smelling like weird animals
Jersey Mike and Jimmy John are forced to fight to the death. Subway cries in the stands, unable to watch. Quiznos smokes cigarettes with a few gas station triangle sandwiches in a back alley behind the stadium
In the future all books are released on YouTube as videos for the ad revenue The words 'book' 'video' 'webpage' become blurred together as similes of content. "Pause the book" etc has actionable intention
Imagine open source books, like Audible without the prescription. Sounds great, sure. But that's actually just what the basic internet is if every book was written by someone experiencing mental health challenges
Constantly looking for a silver lining is delusional. Sometimes things are just bad. And that's perfectly fine. As soon as you figure that out, the sooner your parents will come back to pick you up from the orphanage