Nick

Washed up Surfer | Mechanical Engineer |

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Texas chanting “overrated”against Vanderbilt after becoming the fastest team to go from preseason #1 to unranked

[Zhao DaShuai 东北进修🇨🇳 @zhao_dashuai]

🚨The Avengers of scamming are being formed.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

(She’s running for reelection)

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

She's 86.
Has been in Congress for 37 years.
Made over $200 million while in office
Filed to run for re-election in 2026.

[Raven @raven_brah]

You have more wealth and have held power longer than most kings in history

[doomer @uncledoomer]

before we give military aid to a country we should make their leaders wear a cowboy hat and touch the wall of a bass pro shops

[jack friks @jackfriks]

working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

Arch Manning if Peyton and Eli weren’t his uncles

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Better stand right in front of the boarding line in case they start with zone 11 this time.

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

Amazing opportunity for the WNBA commissioner to be like:

"OK, deal. You lost us $40 million last year, each of you owe us $231K"

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Texas Senator Ted Cruz is pushing for an additional $250 billion in aid to Israel just days after Texas was hit by a devastating flood.

[Shardonnay Davis @ScHoolbreadQ]

remember when your character would load in with a ghillie suit if you used a sniper

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

chuck schumer has been in the house/senate for 44 years lol

[hunter* @y2khunter]

his head too square he’d be in dat mask looking like a funko pop

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Mikko Rantanen in his last 6 games …

-9 goals
-17 points
-2 game-winning goals
-2 hat tricks

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE 🫎 😤

[Nick @basedZbry]

@TheKingSource @OptaSTATS @DallasStars Cooked and crying

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: This is unusual trading by a politician.

Marjorie Taylor Greene bought Palantir, $PLTR, on April 8th.

On April 17th, Palantir, $PLTR, was awarded a government contract with ICE to develop ImmigrationOs.

Palantir is up nearly 50% since.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

It’s like Nike ID but for 23 year olds