Jesus Shuttlesworth

Take off my crust because nothing comes between me and the bread.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth @BaselineMessiah]

New to YoutubeTv, the customizable quad box is revolutionary.

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Must be from Hershey, Pennsylvania with the way I got the squirts right now.

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Thinking about that fall day in 2017 when Iowa hung 55 on Ohio State and won by 31.

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@JoshPateCFB This is a big out of conference game to have on the schedule.

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Sitting here this morning thinking about the Jacksonville Jaguars playing football.

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@steelers @NFL @AaronRodgers12 Questionable emoji choice for a guy known for doing drugs

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It’s time.

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The one time I crave a good ole number 2 from Chick fil a 🫥

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@TheUFCArchive One rep for Pakistan! Ohhhh GRAAAAAAAPE!!!

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Y’all’s dog ever smell like the inside of a septic tank that’s been cooking in the sun for 17 years?

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Cops creating a speed trap inside of gated neighborhoods should be outlawed.

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@picklesbaseball Shrink the game are we serious right now

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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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@E_Dilla None of these were given a red.

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I hope Big Al is still out there hitting dingers somewhere.

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@CPW11_ @BBBIGBODIES @Jaguars Chop wood, Carry Water

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@TalkinBaseball_

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@PeteThamel Any way we could get a simplified explanation?