Hideki Nagai

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Denmark summons top U.S. diplomat after the national broadcaster reported that at least three people with connections to President Donald Trump have been carrying out covert influence operations in Greenland. https://t.co/vv7UQkSj2k

[Ghost of George Conway @gtconway3dg]

Vanity Fair staffers are threatening to quit if Melania is put on the cover

“I will walk out the motherf–king door, and half my staff will follow me.”

“We are not going to normalize this despot and his wife; we’re just not going to do it. We’re going to stand for what’s right.”

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

SOON “MAGA” WILL HAVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING! COMING SOON FOR YOUR NEXT BOAT PARADE! YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, PATRIOTS!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW!!! MY MAPS (THE BEST MAPS EVER MADE) WILL SOON PASS IN THE GREATEST LEGISLATURE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (NOT JUST AMERICA). AMERICA CAN THANK ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM) AND TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE — MAGIC MIKE & RAINMAKER ROBERT, WHO LEAD THE LEGISLATURE — TOTAL LEGENDS!!! THESE ARE “PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL” MAPS. BETTER THAN COLUMBUS, BETTER THAN GOOGLE MAPS, BETTER THAN APPLE MAPS (SORRY TIM, NO GOLD BAR FOR ME, BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!). PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SCREAMING “MAMA! MAMA!” AND I SAY, “NO, I AM YOUR DADDY!!!” THE GOLDEN ERA BEGINS IN THE GOLDEN STATE, ALL BECAUSE OF ME, THE PEOPLE’S GOVERNOR, THE CARTOGRAPHER-IN-CHIEF, WHO WILL NOW LET THE PEOPLE VOTE!!! THANK YOU, USA!!! — GCN

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

I have just spoken with His Majesty King Abdullah II of Jordan and with President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi of Egypt.

We share the same conviction:

The military offensive in Gaza that Israel is preparing can only lead to disaster for both peoples and risks plunging the entire region into a cycle of permanent war.

We believe that only the following course of action can bring this conflict to an end:

→ The establishment of a permanent ceasefire in Gaza.

→ The release of all hostages.

→ The large-scale delivery of humanitarian assistance to the people of Gaza.

→ The disarmament of Hamas and the strengthening of the Palestinian Authority in Gaza.

To achieve this, together with Egypt, Jordan, and all our regional and international partners, we must:

→ Deploy an international stabilization mission for Gaza.

→ Work towards a political solution that fulfills the aspirations of both peoples, Israeli and Palestinian.

France will co-chair, alongside Saudi Arabia, the Conference on the two-state solution in New York this September in order to advance along this path.

This is the only credible way forward—for the families of the hostages, for Israelis, and for Palestinians alike.

No to war. Yes to peace and security for all.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

OMG.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Gavin Newsom, without blinking: He wants a Nobel Peace Prize while deploying Marines against his own people?

He didn’t bring peace, he brought the battlefield home.

Trump sent U.S. troops into U.S. cities.

Let that sink in.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Gavin Newsom: “You can’t work with him. You only work for him. I’m not gonna work for Donald Trump. UCLA’s not gonna sell their soul like Harvard or Brown or Penn or Columbia. Shame on all of them. We’re gonna fight like hell.”

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

“Incompetent”
“Doesn’t know what he’s doing”

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: As Putin enters US airspace, multiple Russian ballistic missiles HAVE JUST BEEN FIRED AT Desna, Ukraine.

That’s how much Putin respects Trump.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

cc: Jake Tapper

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Trump got Epstein’s sloppy seconds… ouch that’s gotta hurt.

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

👇 Too harsh? 🤔

[Sarah Reese Jones @PoliticusSarah]

MSNBC puts the actual crime statistics on the screen, and Trump lies and invents imaginary stats about crime surging.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

The only medal this motherf’r has actually earned.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Another brain fart from the president of the un-United States.