germs🗡

//☠︎︎ horror wh0re ☠︎︎ // ☠︎︎ give me ur teeth ☠︎︎ // ☠︎ 4g septum (i’m hot) ☠︎ // ☠︎ 21 ☠︎ //

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

dating a health nut is all fun and games until he uses oral sex as a health screening

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

listening to some above ground shit you’ve definitely heard of

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[cipher⚢ | HANNIBAL SPOILERS @cipherbabe]

my horny ass could NOT interview no vampires

[dizzy @velvetlestat]

“two likes isn’t a lot” imagine two vampires biting your neck and grinding on you while holding onto eachother and they hhhmmmfffggg

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

i don’t have an ED anymore but the one thing that triggers me to this day are those pinterest goth outfit inspo photos. you know the ones

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

i hate it when people say goon i hate it when people say larp i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it

[Orwell Day @OrwellDay]

If Flock cameras destroy our rights, we have the right to destroy Flock cameras.

[* @ghettog0thh]

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

everyone wants to know if you’re a squirter or on the cream team #neither #sahara #lube

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

i love hearing ls dunes from my car actually

[annalise @annadeathbed]

i think having a nasty perv for my first boyfriend ruined my life

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

“boy cats are nice and girl cats are mean” your girl cat is just sensing the internalized misogyny you’re projecting onto her so she doesn’t treat you with respect

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

i need my man to grow out his hair NEOW

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

looking through pictures of my celebrity crush on my lunch break…

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

in the sense that every time i do it my relationship gets weird for some reason

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

i feel like dressing up cute is a curse

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

i hate being an adult, no one wants to play in the snow

[germs🗡 @basementchained]

taking a shit at walmart… fuck my stupid chungus life