Frankie

Let me be your guide
Parody of Frank Alvarez

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Frank "Frankie" Alvarez

⠀ podcaster. New Yorker.
1/2 of The Basement Yard.
{Fake. Parody. MDNI}

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[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

WE’RE BACK! Tickets on sale June 17th at 12pm ET. More dates coming... 😈

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

@falsejoey He said no sadly. I paid the full bill

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

@hotgrlbummer You are my favorite petty queen

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

I enjoy having you home!

[hayley from paramore @hotgrlbummer]

Enjoying the time off, but missing life on the road. See you soon in Italy. ✌🏻

[hayley from paramore @hotgrlbummer]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀hayley nichole williams

miss williams if ya nasty. '88. capricorn. dog mom. fun sized. musician. front-woman for paramore. founder of good dye young. pop punk royalty.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀strictly ic. mdni.

��⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀♡ & ↻

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

I LOVE THIS AND YOU

[hayley from paramore @hotgrlbummer]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀hayley nichole williams

miss williams if ya nasty. '88. capricorn. dog mom. fun sized. musician. front-woman for paramore. founder of good dye young. pop punk royalty.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀strictly ic. mdni.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀♡ & ↻

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

The absolute love of my life. Welcome home baby girl.

[hayley from paramore @hotgrlbummer]

Home ❤️

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

OH THAT'S CUTE

[hayley from paramore @hotgrlbummer]

New tattoo unlocked 🔓

[hayley from paramore @hotgrlbummer]

Hayley Williams at a Bachelorette Party

Nashville, TN

4/25/26

[hayley from paramore @hotgrlbummer]

Brazil, I’ve missed you. Now presenting...

“The Hayley Williams Show”
Live at Espaço Unimed
São Paulo
November 12, 2026

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

MY WOMAN

[hayley from paramore @hotgrlbummer]

Hayley Williams at a Bachelorette Party

Philadelphia, PA

4/6/26

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

@hotgrlbummer I am. Can I come to tour with you

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

It's a full moon and here is the list of things that has happened to me in the past two hours

☑️ Spilled Gas On Me
☑️ Food kept falling on my shirt
☑️ Ate my fortune paper
☑️ Spilled my Baja Blast all over Joey's car.

This Full Moon needs to go because I'm about to crash out.

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

@hotgrlbummer I smell like baja blast

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

JOEY NO

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

Went to a Chinese restaurant with Frank. Got the fortune cookies. I break mine open and read it. I look at Frank and say "well what does yours say?" And this idiot chews slowly and looks at me with a blank expression... he ate the fortune. Stuck the whole cookie in his mouth.

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

And I will keep getting on your nerves. You bitch.

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

I just opened my eyes and Frank is getting on my fucking nerves.

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

ㅤ

JOE
SANTANAGO
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'92. podcaster. goof.
pisces. new yorker.
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strictly ic. 21+. mdni.

♡&↻

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

Thats my girl

[hayley from paramore @hotgrlbummer]

I thought you were gonna catch me
I never stopped falling for you