(Not) Joe.

PANG! (Parody. Not Joe Santanago.)

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

ㅤ

JOE
SANTANAGO
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'92. podcaster. goof.
pisces. new yorker.
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strictly ic. 21+. mdni.

♡&↻

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

WE’RE BACK! Tickets on sale June 17th at 12pm ET. More dates coming... 😈

[Asher (Parody.) @ParodyADavis]

Lives were changed at the Beacon Theatre. #TheVampireLestat

[hayley from paramore @hotgrlbummer]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀hayley nichole williams

miss williams if ya nasty. '88. capricorn. dog mom. fun sized. musician. front-woman for paramore. founder of good dye young. pop punk royalty.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀strictly ic. mdni.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀♡ & ↻

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

No one:

Frank to me at Texas Roadhouse: You gonna let me lick cinnamon butter off your boobs tonight?

Me:

[Asher (Parody.) @ParodyADavis]

Thanks Entertainment Weekly
@britainhorror

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

Tomorrow morning Oz Pearlman absolutely blows our minds on
The Basement Yard. I’ve never been so scared and confused in my life.

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

@ParodyADavis

[Asher (Parody.) @ParodyADavis]

Official Trailer

June 7th

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

My therapist is about to need a therapist after this session

[Asher (Parody.) @ParodyADavis]

Pom Wonderful

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

Espresso martinis are delicious

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

@ParodyADavis I'll never forgive you for doing this on April Fools Day ❤️

[Asher (Parody.) @ParodyADavis]

Things that happened this week:

• Got engaged to the love of my life.

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

@ParodyADavis AND IS

[Asher (Parody.) @ParodyADavis]

THATS MINE

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

YOU DID IT

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

JOEY NO

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

Went to a Chinese restaurant with Frank. Got the fortune cookies. I break mine open and read it. I look at Frank and say "well what does yours say?" And this idiot chews slowly and looks at me with a blank expression... he ate the fortune. Stuck the whole cookie in his mouth.

[(Not) Joe. @falsejoey]

I just opened my eyes and Frank is getting on my fucking nerves.

[Frankie @BasementFrank]

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Frank "Frankie" Alvarez

⠀ podcaster. New Yorker.
1/2 of The Basement Yard.
{Fake. Parody. MDNI}

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