Envious

[Envious @basezor]

RT for Carson Wentz fav for Dak Prescott

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) @FICMBondTrader]

“And… and… *sniff* .. she took out her massive cannons .. and told me to suck her toes instead of my fish face wife’s” https://t.co/MpsWb7hdP6

[ΛDRIΛN @AdrianXpression]

Ppl r ‘apologizing for supporting Trump’ like: “damn, my bad! I thought this shit was only gon affect you n*ggers & f*ggots!” loooool

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I love how there's a separate Superbowl halftime show just for the pedophiles

[Këv @lemonpepperkev]

All male group chats are hilarious whenever something serious happens politically. You’ll have 2-3 ppl who actually care & are educated enough to have thoughtful discussions. Then you’ll have the rest of the chat who barely read at an 8th grade level & only care about sports 24/7

[Joe @electionsjoe]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. HE BRIEFED THE OIL COMPANIES BUT NOT CONGRESS?

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Kai Trump came in last at +58 in a Junior tournament.

DEI is back!

[Envious @basezor]

@McMahon4NJ @Jack4NJ The reason why you should vote for Jack is because you can’t follow the law? Some people shouldn’t have the right to vote. Holy fuck conservatives are whining cry baby bitches

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

WNBA Players Assure FBI They Weren't Missing Layups To Throw Games, They Just Suck At Basketball https://t.co/xcYLOjFkOc

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

Never gets old

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Fighting Scammers in Paris! (fart spray gun 🔫 + pepper spray + violence)

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Jane Goodall on Donald Trump: “I see the same sort of behavior as a male chimpanzee will show when he’s competing for dominance with another.”

[Jordan Fischer @JordanOnRecord]

It's like a Choose Your Own Hatch Act Violation.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Hooooboy that is an all time terrible debate answer right there

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

Weaponization of the National Archives now.