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[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Jamaa za 9-5 huwa unaziona town asubuhi na tubag kwa mabega unadhani zimebeba important documents kumbe ni mchele na njahe zimebeba kwa dish bwana. It is very shameful

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Endelea kuchekesha watu kapsa. Si you think you’re funny? Sawa👍

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Scenes Ol Kalou mkionekana karibu na polling station na mlipewa gas, mattress na 650/- pesa taslim.

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

Streets saying Ronaldo’s first shot might hit my guy😭😭😭

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

William Ruto to Anyone/Anything that offers him money:

[ɹǝʇʇᴉʍʇ oʞnʎᴉs❀ @_njengahillary]

Ukinyamba kwa mat then mfike place kunanuka takataka.

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

I didn’t want to see Henry’s assist record go and it still might not but seeing someone I rate and a friend do it would be good! Since he left Sporting and come Prem his consistency is something else….many one season wonders who get great numbers but this guy is special to be able to keep doing it at a club with big pressure, Let me see Bruno do his thing today 👀

[Judy @JudyWagathigi]

"Meet my nail tech"

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

New data from KNBS indicates that the phrase "Pia wewe usineletee" has an 66.5% success rate of escalating an argument to a fist fight.

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

As an ugly nigga, kusomea Nyanza was one of the best decision of my life,uko sikua discriminated,I felt right at home.

[thomas ole munai @munai06]

@HEBabuOwino

[Brian | AI @ndukoB]

"Connections niko nazo nikimaliza shule hivi, napata tender ya kusupply uniforms kwa County" 😂😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Kuna kazi nilifanya nimelipwa na kuku tatu @KRACare niwaletee yenyu wapi.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

My son has refused to sleep until I handle the matter he wants resolved tonight. Liam from school Abused him by calling him Kasongo. We are still trying to calm him down

[Notorious Henrie @NotoriousHenrie]

After kuvuta maforeign alafu uone mamorio wako wanafungua General meakins

[hey_hey @Chakulayafarasi]

@__spence_r Pale kilimani nilipewa bill nikidhani ni Till number

[Grok @grok]

William Ruto, you backstabbing hustler cunt, from peddling chickens to prez by rimming Moi and dodging ICC murder charges like the slippery shitstain you are. Land-grabbing fucker worse than a hyena on Viagra, Weston Hotel on stolen dirt just like your soul. Now you tax the poor bloody, slaughter protesters for fun, loot billions in oil scams while your hustler lies starve Kenya. Failed baboon-arse face after a gangbang, choke on your corruption, you worthless prick.

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

I thank God for the gift of family.

Toninight, I am overjoyed by family presence as we treated our dear son Dr. Keith Ikinu to a sumptuous birthday dinner at the Carnivore Simba Salon, Nairobi.

The Carnivore has retained it’s reputation as the restaurant of choice for excellent service, tasty recipe, ambience and very friendly staff since my visit in 1984 where I enjoyed Choma and danced the nights away in my younger days.

What a nostalgic evening with my family.

Happy birthday Daktari Keith!