Sebastian Lewis

"Is that cooking spray?" "He thinks it's called hair shlack"

[Sebastian Lewis @bashfromtweeter]

These can’t be the same women Bruno Mars was going to take a grenade for

[mq 🎧 @minquoh]

Dat nigga got a jbl in da library 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🫵🏿 @swishnomiss]

Jaylen Brown asked Ime & Brad Steven’s why they’re playing drop coverage against Steph curry and the entire Celtics brass looked at him like this

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

My uncle used to be a magician and his favorite trick was turning a 12 pack of Budweiser into domestic violence

[Underdog @Underdog]

Celtics got a demon 😈

[J.R @TheLifeUvJr]

when i go to the pool at my apt and i see other niggas there I be asking to see their fobs. You aint no resident, nigga

[Sebastian Lewis @bashfromtweeter]

#CFB27

[Bordeaux @bordeauxyoutube]

I’m teaming up with @EASportsCollege to give away some College Football 27 codes!

Just repost and reply with #CFB27 for a chance to win. I’ll also be giving away 16 more codes in a couple days outta my own pocket so stay followed 🫡

[Tuxedo @kevsack]

Rowley when he broke his arm

[Rose @24kRose_]

I’ll honk at anyone in traffic. I’ll worry about what gun you got later

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Dianna: “I see you’re a Browns fan. I can FaceTime Hue Jackson for you”

Cop: “Ma’am, please step out of the vehicle”

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

he didn’t even need to stop. generational dickhead

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i no green i dominican papi

[Kingdom of Cycling @Cycling_Kingdom]

🚨 Wth?! 😱

An older spectator caused a seriously dangerous incident today at #SaarlandTrofeoJuniors by trying to get a better look and entering the course with her rollator while riders were flying past at full speed!

#LVMSaarlandTrofeo #Habkirchen #Saarland #Germany #Cycling

[. @tosinmm_]

De'Aaron Fox plays basketball like he's still on the Sacramento Kings. (derogatory)

[Underdog @Underdog]

Jalen Brunson across 3 Finals Games:
82 points
37.0% FG
31.8% 3PT

Bam Adebayo on March 10, 2026:
83 points
46.5% FG
31.8% 3PT

[💖 @hateisdead]

am i crazy if i sign up for love island knowin my dick lil ?

[ChadHugo @Chadhugho]

Wemby about to meet the Latin Kings 🕊️

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Bro fell for the offside trap😭😭

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

Dr Naismith didn’t create this beautiful sport for niggas like Keldon Johnson to take home hardware that 6MOY is a stain on the league