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this is a housewife stan account

[b. @bashlee_]

I’m in the right mind to not tip. How rude to assume I’m not staying where I said I was but a Residence Inn instead.

[b. @bashlee_]

Lol so I put in the exact name of my hotel in the uber request. There was a Residence Inn not far away (but you had to turn off the street for the entrance). My uber driver dropped me off at Residence Inn instead of the hotel I had typed in.. lol that feels like a message.

[b. @bashlee_]

Lol I’m the worst person when I’m watching a show because I will be blowing your phone up with my thoughts take by take.

[b. @bashlee_]

@atyuloves Literally such good tv. Early Beverly Hills, New York and Jersey.

[b. @bashlee_]

Joanne on Nobody Wants This is actually so insufferable.

[b. @bashlee_]

Housewives editors are the backbone of Bravo. Lmao they are so funny and petty.

[b. @bashlee_]

The “ugh you people always make it about race”, “why is everything about race”, “always pulling the race card”, “bringing up race is taking it too far”. WHY does that bother you?!

[b. @bashlee_]

I really want people to start sitting with the thought of “why does it upset me if someone “pulls the race card”?”. Regardless if it’s intentional or subliminal, why are YOU upset that someone is addressing race as a potential cause of something?

[b. @bashlee_]

Olivia had Fitz so down bad.

[b. @bashlee_]

Lmao Dorinda is so unwell but she’s so funny.

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

Dorinda to Tamra - “You want to be treated like a child then I can do it. Don’t put F*CKING food in my bedroom!”

Dorinda didn’t have to be drunk to clock Tamra, but it was even funnier when Tamra started to *fake* cry and then Dorinda started to *fake* cry too 😂 #RHUGT #RHOC

[b. @bashlee_]

The fact that I’m going to have to buy a new phone because I have water damage is upsetting me, mainly because I have no one else to blame. 🙃

[b. @bashlee_]

view’s mix of the ou fight song and get it sexy still lives rent free in my head.

[b. @bashlee_]

I absolutely hate a retainer.

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

What made yall randomly check if Jana unfollowed Kenny today tho LMFAOOOO yall are crazy 😂😂

[b. @bashlee_]

Lmfao this is traumatizing for a child.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Right before they arrested him.

[.🇵🇹🇧🇷 @TGM_007]

only me & 12 people left

[b. @bashlee_]

But…… you still wanted to give him some….. if he is doing all these things that don’t warrant a kiss, how does it warrant getting some ass?!

[b. @bashlee_]

Lmao the only black girl on the show is ironically the only “harsh” and “nasty” one when drinking. But Gia grew up with harsh and nasty, sober and drunk, so guess she’d know.

[Porsha @urfavv_goddess]

I love how Shai checked on Riley ❤️
#NextGenNYC

[b. @bashlee_]

Choppa Style is what everyone wants Back Tha Azz Up to be.

[b. @bashlee_]

LMAO poor Luke. Every time June speaks, he is like who tf did I marry.