ash slinging slasher

[ash slinging slasher @bashleyaker]

if i had a nickel for everytime i asked if a guy was gay and the response was "no he's jewish" i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[mel moffs @iLISSedmypants]

bees are dining at an alarming rate

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

yea hit me up we’ll cancel some plans sometime

[ash slinging slasher @bashleyaker]

computa, make these guys super gay and horny

[Honey Pot 🍯 @Miss_Patriciah]

Being told you can't tie your tubes because you are unmarried and you might meet a man who wants children.

[ash slinging slasher @bashleyaker]

don't yuck somebody's yum!

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

FBI PLEASE LOOK INTO THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY ⚠️

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

the charlie kirk news is sobering bc in discussing it with coworkers i realized im deeper in enemy territory than i thought…..

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

This is how I feel

[PLG Schnef @Schnefzel]

The white people I follow on IG from HS got me crying bro

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"you're sick for wishing death on someone"

charlie kirk😭:

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

according to kirk, empathy is a made-up new age term, so keep the jokes coming. it's what he would've wanted 🥹

[7 @SEVYNTV]

lord please take this gas out my stomach and put it in my car

[TrishCrave @TrishCrave]

Wait… Aquaman hosted Ozzy Osbourne’s FINAL show?? IM SCARED 😭

[TrishCrave @TrishCrave]

Trisha Paytas and Moses Hacmon welcome their first baby boy, Aquaman Paytas-Hacmon.

[ash slinging slasher @bashleyaker]

@iLISSedmypants thanks for the invite

[ash slinging slasher @bashleyaker]

@iLISSedmypants show this to miley