Basic Dicks

Biz Dev @ Salesforce. Just my thoughts #nofilter

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@stevenhjacobs well played mon frere

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If you've ever had the thought "I wonder if I could get on Shark Tank with this idea" you might be a basic dick. #basicdicks

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