Schneids

I don't know her.

[lauryn🤸🏾‍♀️ @laurischattin]

woke being back means that it’s actually the perfect time for a glee reboot you guys didn’t have your third eye open

[Stupid Judy @thechristianh]

Imagine you are BROKE and your son is GAY and married to the HELP and your fuckass niece is BLONDE and a SLUT and you’re indebted to your SISTER who is MIRANDA and the PRESIDENT IS COMING

[Eddy Murphy 🏳️‍🌈 @ViscountConsett]

The Gilded Age asks you to imagine a world where nothing happens but everything matters and it's a better high than cocaine

[brie @BrieAfraid]

so you're telling me balaga is fun, bolkonsky is crazy, mary is plain, dolkohov is fierce, helene is a slut, anatole is hot, marya is old school, sonya is good, natasha is young, and andrey isn't here?

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

Edgar from Ragtime is a real one, because the whole time he's saying "Warn the Duke!" but never once does he say "Hey dad, don't board the Lusitania."

[Brendan Kuty 🧟‍♂️ @BrendanKutyNJ]

I’m not saying they should postpone tonight but the last time it rained like this Noah started pointing out animals in pairs.

[The Mist @Scianablomentum]

Mitch McConnell: thank you so much for the heart transplant doctor. I feel so much better already. Why’s the room so quiet? Where’s Lindsey Graham?
Doctor: who do u think gave u the heart…

[blego triller moth @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

America is fighting for its life meanwhile New York City is living in Zohran Mamdani's Disney Channel Movie.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

BEN PLATT AND MICAELA DIAMOND ARE BACK

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[✮ @sainzastri]

i love when taylor swift ruins sports for men. get her in an f1 teams garage next

[hannah ❤️‍🔥 @sippingaugust]

my mayor muslim
my bagels jewish
taylor swift courtside
knicks in five!!!!!

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

My Mayor Muslim
My Bagel Jewish
Donald Trump killed the vibe
But Knicks in Five

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

let me know when it’s womanhattan

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Proud mom posing with her son who is still in costume after his performance in A Midsummer Night’s Dream at his high school