basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists)

“dummy thicc and nothing more”

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

I need yall to stop complaining about the crop tops because some of us have no torso to speak up so the cropped tops are just tops for us and yall are gonna ruin it for me

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

@NateM_Tributary When I tell you I laughed out loud oh my god

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

Has anyone told Hannah Waddingham she’s hot today? If not, I hope she sees this tweet.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham dead

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

it can be so healing to have a cat who's a little man and also a babygirl but above all else, an idiot

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

induction cooktop enjoyer: they really are the most efficient way to cook, you know. there's no dangerous flammable gas involved, it's better for the environment and will save you money too!

me at gas range surrounded by flare-ups: im da chef da cuisine

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

@somethings_awry People are being really weird about you

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Me: Hey, can you print this black and white document?

Printer: I am offline.

Me: No, you are not. Can you please just print this black and white document?

Printer: With my MAGENTA low??? Bro, you sound insane right now.

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

@somethings_awry Never a more relatable tweet

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

@meatsical I’ve been summoned

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

Even having a male boss doesn’t sit right with me

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

I started not fixing my not-egregious grammar errors so my writing doesn’t look too polished now. Writing a paper from scratch has never been easier because a pretty good final draft is probably good enough.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

AI cheating has gotten so bad that I now feel genuine affection for horrifically bad essays clearly written by the student

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

@kenzianidiot LMAO I really laughed out loud

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

Noah Kahan what the fuck is wrong with you 😭

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

As an update to everyone: don’t do this

[basically, daria (top 2.8% of misanthropists) @basicallydaria]

Noah Kahan album so serious I texted an estranged family member

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

inside of me are two wolves: