Amidon, Joe

I mean basically I can. So random it's not. John Wall is my dad - a kid at skyzone. How about that airline food? Nerf: you can't hurt babies or old people.

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

I remember a kid at skyzone who was having a birthday party. I asked her what she wanted for her bday and she said she wanted friends.
#wow

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How are the aps Cesar?
#planet #cards #starwars40th

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

When you go into Moe's and the people yell "Welcome to Moe's", I say, "No, this is Patrick!"
#moes #patrick #money

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

It would be ironic to play twist and watch the movie "Twister" while a tornado is coming at your house.
#twister #tornado #volcano

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If people hate when other people put words in their mouth, why do they use Google?
#google #people #mark

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What would you do if 12 short grown men snuck into your house? How do you think Snow White felt?
#snowwhite #7smallpeople #rapeculture

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

Am I the only one who thinks that Dorthy was on acid?
#wizardofoz #dorthy #doors

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

City of brotherly love? They booed Santa at an eagles game.
#santa #eagles #journorequest

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

Think of something random and put it in this: "African ________ baby!"
#africa #babies #QueenElizabeth

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

I think when a volcano erupts, it's the earth popping zits.
#volcanos #zits #XFINITYOnDemand

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
#jokes #dad #yale2017

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If cartoons were real, gravity wouldn't be.
#gravity #cartoons #IndianTeaLove

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

I crawled out of a bathroom window and my dad called me weird. Just let me follow my dreams Dad!
#dad #window #jeff

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

Are skinning jeans just fashion or are they a LGBT political statement?
#lgbt #skinningjeans #Liverpool

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Thanks Catholic Church.
#catholic #water #Yankees

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Nana what do you do on your free time?
#vape #420 #trade

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

Mass Effect 4.
#masseffect #killer #baytobreakers

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When I was a little kid, I wanted to be a head, shoulders, knees and toes doctor.
#song #toes #toast

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All the kids with the pumps.
#feelthebern

[Amidon, Joe @basicallyican]

There's always that one kid in a lightsaber battle that makes the other kids not wanna play anymore.
#starwars #MakeABandLessPopular #candy