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bruins 😛

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

The fourth line routine healthy scratch, Alex Steeves, on their top line. Can’t make this up

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

Lookin' for today's #MensWorlds lines?

@WinmarkResale | Game Preview: https://t.co/zp1FjiXsfC

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

@EeveeI13214 @campbelIbain That is a greyhound

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

Playoff hockey is happening in front of their eyes and sharks fans can’t stop talking about the fact that macklin celebrini has seen alcohol and will smith has a family and he’s a traumatized 21 year old boy with feminine energy and

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

headline: bruins would have won if their spouses’ jackets weren’t beige

[Fraser Minten News @FraserMintNews]

okay fine i’ll share
1. the bruins wags saying they didn’t have time and that’s why the jackets are boring is NOT an excuse? does not make sense to have a design and then order once they clinch? also, every team has about the same timeline/some had less time

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

@siddfaoinds it’s this guy in the fucked up fit (i’m sorry i forgot his name im not a blackhawks fan 💔)

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@sc_wcps_ @sebvettelily

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

male athletes are framed by the media as having rocks for brains because it makes it easier to pull the “he doesn’t know better” card when they do horrible things. the reality is these men are often times incredibly competent and many have read books before!

[nika 🦈 @dewties]

no but honestly what the hell would hockey players even read 😭 i’m so curious what genres they pick because everyone’s laughing it would be children’s literature but can they actually comprehend anything else???

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

@orzoi_ woahhhhhhhh. she is absolutely a Wild fan. if there’s one thing she’s gonna tell you it is that she is from MINNESOTA. san fran is just a dent in the road really … (/silly)

[Slightly Biased @BiasedSlightly]

look at how beautiful this is

pictures like this really make me feel we should bomb each other and charge thousands of dollars for life saving medication and sit in our car all day and work endless hours to eat jalapeño poppers and pay rent to Blackstone

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

@macklinist the way it’s by marriage so there is NO dna relation (though obviously dna doesn’t denote family ties). they had also never spoken before like … a year ago i think lmao

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

@celibrini the linesman yell out indications of whether or not a call will be made on a certain play. the “no” was to indicate that celebrini had maintained position on the line well enough to stop a possible offsides call :)

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

it makes me really mad that the Inside Out promotional game wasn’t Wild v Sharks

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

@clairernak arvidsson saying his toddler daughters 🫩🫩

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

@onesharkaday @colmirllitos to be fair, you do not know him or his family. i think it’s a bit baseless and inappropriate to make any claims about his religion

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

i’m pretty sure his two kids are in their early 20s … you are not convincing this man that they are adults yet. i’m sorry 🤷‍♀️

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

“does he know college ‘kids’ are in their 20s” … do you guys know how many times he has said “Minten isn’t a man yet” this season

[Scott McLaughlin @smclaughlin9]

Asked Marco Sturm about bringing in young players, like James Hagens, this time of year during a playoff push:

“They are college kids. End of the day, they never played against men, so it's always a challenge. But I'm prepared, any of them, or if not. I don't see a problem.”

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

Sleepless in a Hotel Room by Luke Combs has got to go crazy if you’re a hockey player that’s loyal to his wife

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

@cranberryrasp @ekyszn tbf, ferraro is the longest tenured player. he definitely deserves some credit for that i think

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

for those wondering, in the past, the ducks have done a thing where they allow children to design the mask and it’s then worn for warm ups

i’m not entirely sure if that’s the case here, but it usually occurs around this time of year so that’s my assumption! :)

[‎‧₊˚✧cat ✧˚₊‧ @carlssanrio]

CINNAMAROLL????

[x-noa 🐸 @basicallyimguy]

jack hughes is such a whiny brat lmao

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

The Hockey Hall of Fame has denied Hughes' request for the Golden Goal puck, stating it was never his to own — IIHF controls all Olympic artifacts 🙅‍♂️ (@wyshynski)