Basic Bitch Therapist

are you even a therapist if you don't have cardigans in every neutral color?

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

@target if I had known this would be an issue, I wouldn't have used your registry.

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

@jeffnewberry @PAHealthDept Are you a doctor or medical researcher? No? The shut the fuck up. Have a great day. 😊

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

@vanhemi What even is that

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

@laurenboebert They don't need prayers. They needed GUN REFORM. BEFORE they were killed senselessly. Your idiotic, selfish politics are not helping our country. Do what is right for our people, or GTFO.

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

The absolute joy you feel when the asshole who was tailgating you at 85mph gets pulled over 💕💕💕💕

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

@Shelle_Young I'll get married again 💁🏼‍♀️

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

hey you! don’t give up, okay?

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

@tntdrama YOUR COMMERCIALS ARE SO LOUD, TURN THEM DOWNNNN pls and thanku

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

.@AOC raised $4M for Texas emergency aid
@BetoORourke raised $1M for Texas emergency aid
@tedcruz flew to Cancun

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

The queen has spoken. #FannyPacksForever

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Do you think I care what younger generations say about me? I will wear this fanny pack. Who cares.

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

"Do you wanna drink about it?" #SummerHouse

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

Ended this shit day by dropping my phone on my face. Point taken, life. G2g bai

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

So we have ESL and PTO, but what about days when you need to call out of work because your dogs just *looks* like she needs you?

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

PRO TIP FOR PEOPLE STRUGGLING WITH ANXIETY:

I have found it very beneficial to my mental health, especially my anxiety, to not be in a pandemic

[emmi @emdawger]

They killed a cop by beating him with a fire extinguisher and it really goes to show that blue lives matter was never about honoring the police force, but about silencing the black lives matter movement

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

@vanhemi NOOOOOO omg that poor desk

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

"Trumplekins" or "terrorists" are now the only two words that can be used to describe the monsters who tried to desecrate our democracy yesterday. #Cuomosexual #cnnlive #MAGATERRORISTS #CuomoPrimeTime

[Basic Bitch Therapist @basicbeetherapy]

So since nobody seems to be attempting to identify the terrorists from yesterday's attack, let's do it for them. Post their names everywhere. They need to be arrested and charged for their crimes. #CapitalHill #CoupAttempt #DCTerrorists #AntifaBLMTerrorists #DCRIOTS #coup

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

raise your hand if you would like to see Donald Trump testify under oath in front of Congress for 11 straight hours on live television to explain how 4 people ended up dead at the US Capitol

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Why are these fucking traitors not being held at gunpoint, handcuffed, and arrested?