walmart of shitposting

shitposting atheist jew 🇮🇱

[walmart of shitposting @basickhakis]

her: haha so I guess ur kind of a lady killer huh ;)

me: nice try but I won't confess to anything

her: *removes disguise to reveal an FBI agent* dammit

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@FlimfloomVEVO pls do a face reveal

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just found out that some people say syrup like sir-up. absolutely horrifying news.

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@FlimfloomVEVO do u need a break from twitter matt

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where is the pop country corner of twitter

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@PapaJohnChicago new management? bring back father johnathan

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honestly whoever created the simulation for life 🤢 sorry bud this ain’t it

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@SpongeBob i’ll go with “dead”

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is mike pence president yet?
📍- at the psych ward

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how much atarax does it take to die?

150mg unless the paramedics r called lmao

im bored and not supposed to b tweeting but suck my ass laura u gave me a computer to use do u rlly think im '''emailing my teachers'''

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To the one person I hope sees this (you probably know who you are), thank you. You made me feel okay for that short time we were close, and even though those memories hurt, I’ll love them just as I love you.

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I love all of you guys. The world wouldn’t be the same without each and every one of you, and every person is special and amazing in their own incredible way. Goodnight, everyone.

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seeing this at 10am still applies

[justin @webcul8]

if ur awake rn it will get better

[matt danger @FlimfloomNFT]

roblox numb the pain simulator

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mind if i :)

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having a derealization episode makes the world look like it has a texture pack on but also really fuckin high res clouds lmao

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“”””””””excessive drug use can lead to derealization”””””””” psh ok lmao then why is reality distorted and not distinguishable from not reality

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holy shit do people actually name their child gunther lmao

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@TediouzTurtle good tweet! 10/10

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@FlimfloomVEVO im so sorry u had to find out this way 😢

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stooned as fumck