tris😈

“growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional” -Walt Disney

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

my parents were so right about me being expensive :(

[not mike bibby @spykidsthumb]

Im about 5 benders away from being ready to start a family. Real talk

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

hearing “don't start" gives me a thrill, makes me really want to start

[alfie @alfienxo]

"YoU're AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk"

god forbid i act my wage

[erika @yeeeerika]

monday again tomorrow? i can't keep living like this

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

Checked my credit card balance

[✧ @wydbanx]

Being high in 2009 probably felt good asf

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

The Judge to Karen Huger #RHOP

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

your 20s are for figuring out what's the max number of times you can hit rock bottom in a calendar year

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

flowers are $7 bitch, he just don’t like you

[The Timeless Traveler 🇺🇸 @TimelessTrvlr]

@archi_tradition I’m already here, but I find myself smitten by Charleston, South Carolina. Such a beautiful city:

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

I'll be your shotgun rider

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Cleared with ease and without hesitation. #RHOBH

[Genesis @gvega333]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[tris😈 @basicskank]

@maddylawrence44 Faves 🥰🔥🔥🩵🩵

[culture @notgwendalupe]

15 years ago, the cast of 'gossip girl' exposed each other at thanksgiving dinner while whatcha say by jason derulo played

[tris😈 @basicskank]

Y’all gotta stop fucking with us gays. It’s almost 2025 and we’re fed up.

[GLOBALFIGHTS @Globalfights_]

Man in the hood threatens to end a gay dudes life and gets beat

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast