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Kylie was one of the most beautiful mother-to-be i've ever seen

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If you haven’t played this, go away. #TweetLikeThe2000s

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Greys Anatomy moods

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When you're mom deserves an island but you can only afford a candle

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"How's studying for finals going?"

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┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
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say bless u to a pet
when it sneezes
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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Will that 75 round to an A? Will you be a disappointment to your family yet again?

Find out next week on the semester finale of Blackboard.

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5 things I want in life:

1. A dog
2. Another dog
3. A big house for my dogs
4. Parks to walk my dogs
5. A partner who loves dogs

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EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IF U SEND THE LAST TEXT AT NIGHT, THE OTHER PERSON IS SUPPOSE START THE CONVO THE NEXT DAY. THATS HOW IT WORKS

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"13 reasons why taught me that i need to be kind to everyone"
you needed...a tv show...to know that....?

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One day when you're 35 u will run into the boy who broke your heart when u were 19 at the grocery store and laugh because he's bald

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13 reasons why
Hannah: Can I borrow a pencil?
Kid: Sorry, this is my only one
Hannah: Welcome to your tape

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It's April 2nd. Tag someone who's still a fool.

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Snapchat stories made sense. Instagram stories I let slide. But Facebook stories is where I draw the line.

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posting a sc story for 1 specific person to see is the modern day equivalent of gatsby hosting elaborate parties in hopes that daisy attends

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it sucks being a suUUUuUUuper observant person bc i notice every little thing in every action & i literally get sad over the smallest things

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them: hey you up?

me: yea , why?

them: *tries to facetime*

me:

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"iOS 11 is gonna have screenshot alerts for iMessage"

Me:

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Today is #InternationalWomensDay 💁