Mike Oxlong

Only thing I hate more than myself is you niggas #turkishmindset

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

Being 5’5 in 2027 is gonna be like 6’2 in 2021. Short kings stocks gonna go crazy I wish they had a market for it.

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

Xabi Alonso is gonna change my bitchass life

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 EXCL: Chelsea reject approaches from clubs around Europe and two from Premier League for Josh Acheampong.

Defender seen as untouchable for the new era under Xabi Alonso, first decision made together between #CFC and new coach.

Acheampong stays, under contract until 2029.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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[la speranza #gvardiolOUT @onemilli9]

My gc is killing me it’s one Arsenal fan just speaking to himself

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

@heyitsmekanye 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

@MannyOzigi @nobey_s1 @KVNG_O Kill yourself

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

When I’m rich I’m putting the drop top on a Corolla #dreams

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

Barco is a gem

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

Just wait for tomorrow

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

@FDSportsbook @FanDuel Northern Iowa

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

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[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

My shin kicker mogs ur best chance creator🥀

[ger @goodayger]

Moises Caicedo - Passing 25/26

[Tito @heli_chito]

Nicolas Jackson x Joao Pedro 26/27

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

@sr_collings

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

Lebron Game 6 in Boston of ordering in a restaurant

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Chinese in Dubai Marina ? Oh go on then. Bosh

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

I have never seen a better executed order for the table in my life

Down to the details:
- napkin tuck for order
- upping portion sizes in a blink
- the Bao Bun execution
- asking the server for recs
- politeness and complete control of the room

Wow.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

This is like some episode of a show where the comic relief side character is separated from the group and when they find him he’s the leader of a planet or something

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

Yes but trickle down economics

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Palantir paid zero federal income tax for fiscal year 2025, despite reporting $1.5 billion in income.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

FEDS DID A SWEEP

[Mike Oxlong @Basiledes_]

@FanaticsBook 4848