This American learning a new Scottish phrase is quite brilliant, even though she doesn’t quite get it right because it’s entirely possible for someone to be a ‘specky cunt’ and them not actually wear glasses.
This world cup is really going to have to do something special to beat this moment.
Alexi Lalas calls James Cordon a fucking wanker on television.
And it's live.......
يورغان كلينسمان النجم الألماني السابق يقول قبل مباراة نهائي أوروبا ضد نابولي وأثناء التسخين، شغلوا أغنية Life is life بالملعب .. وبدأ مارادونا يلعب بالكرة على مزاجه والكل مبهور فيه .. السبعين ألف متفرج وإحنا لاعبين الفريق الخصم .. يقول نفسيا خسرنا المباراة في هذه اللحظة.
Tributes rarely become as enduring as “Man on the Moon.” Originally released on Automatic for the People in 1992, the song was inspired by comedian Andy Kaufman and blended humour, mystery and nostalgia into one of R.E.M.’s most beloved tracks. By T in the Park 2008, it had become a highlight of the band's live shows.
@eNeecie Every other day a new motorhome appears in my mother-in-law's drive and Neil hands me another bucket full of jewellery and cosmetics. I can only assume he's got himself a part time job I'm too busy to ask about.
Dolores O'Riordan - Go Your Own Way (Fleetwood Mac Cover)
What strike us the most about this, is how powerful she sounds holding the mic feet away. Like she knew if she sang full force into the mic, all our brains would melt...
Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "Where did they get it?"
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."
Activist: "From... eating?"
Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."
Activist: "The soil?"
Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."
Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."
Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."
Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."
Activist: "It's not that simple."
Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."
@jk_rowling When my mother went to hospital they basically DNR her from day one. The Dr’s basically wrote her off . Too old. Assisted dying in practice.
The Scottish government is responsible for this sexual assault. The Supreme Court has confirmed women’s right to single sex spaces, a ruling the SNP continues to flout. If the victim wishes to sue, https://t.co/iyohnrgVZN can assist with all costs.