lebron jehommes

[Willow @TheMissFreeze]

BASED???

[lex @lexlisbon]

Larping as someone who has their shit together by putting lotion on after my shower

[navy™️ @navyytrademark]

i accidentally pushed on a pull door and the f*cking genius behind me said “u gotta pull it” as if my next option was gonna be to start sucking on the door handle

[𝓁𝒾𝓁𝒾 @PumpkinPopped]

😭😭😭

[Jimmy “Italian Wolf Of Wall Street” Ruscello @bigsgdubb]

I hate being a grower because if I get pantsed I gotta start cranking hog

[Dr. LeBall Knower @DBKJanus]

Just shit out a log how do niggas take dick bro

[miilatoooo @miiilato]

how it genuinely feels when someone shows you an unfunny video and it's over 2 minutes long

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How Introverts stick to the only person they know at a party.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Remember that if they are:
Bigger than you = roids
Richer than you = daddy's money
Smarter than you = nerds
Look better = gay
Never stop the cope

[hmm @ukeatsushi]

I'm finally starting to see the appeal of younger inexperienced loser tops in yuri this is a first

[o @pctalinterlude]

saying things like “yes ma’am” to soft launch calling her mommy down the line

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

Mood

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do i like sleep? yes.
do i stay up late for no reason? yes.
do i regret it in the morning? yes.
will i be staying up again? absolutely.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

[HepHep @FZL_1005]

Getting flirted with and realising you ain’t built for that kinda pressure