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Dear Diary, my twenty-something angst bullshit now has a body count.

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Voted “Best Cans in Town” by That Really Fun Drunk Girl Last Night

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@stonedtomato @your_cool_mom @Jenna_Kats Look at these expensive children

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@chewbercca We were interior design icons

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Yes

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I always feel bad about using other people’s trash cans but when I throw away an orange peel I’m like “hehe, a little gift from me to you! :)“ like that space is going to smell so good now

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did you just break a year-long silence to post about an orange

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@L0nzie Link your merch shop! I’m your biggest fan already!

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@stonedtomato True, but I’m going for an Edna Mode bob I need a skilled professional

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Run with this: repurposing gloryholes during this trying time so I can stick my ponytail through it and someone can chop off my split fucking ends

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I don’t know if I made the logic clear enough - the gloryhole is for social distancing, not just fun

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@roarperter Jynx

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@Megan_Millerr No no, you’re good. Just clumsy fine motor skills over here

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@Megan_Millerr I HIT THE WRONG ONE!! Keep birding!!

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@Christine_M_Kay Healing hearts, one untweezed eyebrow at a time

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The grainy quality of these Zoom meetings makes my eyebrows look very well-maintained, if that consoles anyone

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Seeing Little Women with my mom at the cheap show on a Sunday afternoon but there was a power outage or something so us and a group of 30 older women have just been vibing in the dark

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I know I haven’t tweeted in months. I’ve been undercover. I don’t have time to explain. But have you ever wondered if 3D printing and ChalkZone are related? They ARE. Don’t believe Their lies

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@DetectiveFreek *peg

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Ladies and gentleman, please welcome to the stage - DINA SORE!

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@DetectiveFreek LAST ONE’S A ROTTEN EGG