Nick McAllester

If you've lost your faith in love and music, the end won't be long...

[Nick McAllester @basketball_nick]

@CarlPuttnam Thank you Carl! And sorry I hugged you too much and threw perhaps too much drunken love at you. But it really was a big deal to meet you! Thank you for Cud.

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@CarlPuttnam @elonmusk @SEPeaceMissions @jaredkushner Hi lads (Carl mostly) - any chance you could say happy 50th birthday to Ben at your gig tonight in Sheffield? He’s travelled up from Bath for our annual Cud gig attendance. A mention would be massively appreciated and get me out of the pickle of not having got him a present. : )

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@CarlPuttnam @elonmusk @SEPeaceMissions @jaredkushner Btw I hate facsist pricks (Jared/Elon mostly….entirely)

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🤦‍♂️ We’re not far away from from the flag shagging, balaclava wearing “protect are women and girls” goons standing outside Southwark Crown Court chanting “HE’S ONE OF OUR OWN, HE’S ONE OF OUR OWN, RUSSELL BRAND….HE’S ONE OF OUR OWN…” #russellbrand

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@georgedmadgwick You don’t know what “literally” means do you?

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@BoyGeorge @EstyReed40095 @K_AminThaabet

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@fesshole Sir, this is a Wendy’s…

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Of all Pep’s achievements the fact he managed 593 games against Aston Villa in his 10 years is really sensational.

#pep #pepguardiola #mancity

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@Rovers He is the fabric of this club. Gave more, and did more for BRFC than anyone else in this lifetime. RIP TP 👏

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

I don't think you will see this clipped up by LBC because it shows Ferrari handed his arse by someone who knows what they are talking about. In this case by Sir Richard Dalton a former senior member of the British Diplomatic Service. The question and response at 3'20" is a personal favourite - Ferrari's head nearly explodes when he's told 'What a daft question?'. Enjoy.

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@AvantiWestCoast Are the tickets valid on other networks?

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@AvantiWestCoast Hi. Our train has been cancelled. What are our options if the other trains are cancelled or too busy? Can we get a refund on our tickets and buy tickets for later?

[Moog @a_toots]

The boys and girls of Clacton with some fantastic Reform-inspired Xmas card designs this year. 🎄

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@ManUtd “I was looking for a job and then I found a job and Heaven knows I’m miserable now…”

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@lancscricket #stezball

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@lancscricket @Stevenjcroft @BBCLancsCricket Stezball #stezball

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@AvantiWestCoast It’s about being told it was cancelled by you by email. Then me planning around that. And then not knowing it was reinstated because i don’t check emails continuously. And then being told that it’s my fault for not repeatedly checking that it was still cancelled. Mental.

[Nick McAllester @basketball_nick]

@AvantiWestCoast I don’t want to take it further but perhaps you could advise your staff to accept that people might not be aware that the train cancelled 5 h before it departs has been reinstated an hour before. And as such staff should be more accommodating of customers who follow your rules.

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@AvantiWestCoast I am now. But I had to engage several other guards before being allowed to get to the train to get on. Really shit experience. All Avantis fault and was told it was my fault.

[Defend Our Juries @DefendOurJuries]

Tim Crosland, a former government lawyer and founder of charity @PlanB_earth was one of 27 people arrested today at the foot of the Gandhi statue in Parliament Square for allegedly showing support for a proscribed organisation.

“The ‘motherland of all democracies’, people”.