Valeria Ballestero

9:11

[ABELARDO SOPLA PERICO EN LAS NALGAS DE POLO POLO @Crstnxkm]

Las fotos que tiene el Papa en su habitación del Vaticano

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

As a catholic atheist

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

"Strawberries are never sweet" "I've never had a strawberry that tasted sweet" "I don't like strawberries" The strawberry will weigh your soul against a feather and reveal its sweetness in accordance with your purity of heart. Hope this helps.

[GIVING AWAY CRTK TIX ʚїɞ @jyukk0]

i present you the exact cunty opposite: group of misfits and a guy who only feels like himself around them and they all hate him

[rim 𓂆 @thesentrim]

If ur shithole of a country didn’t act like the world’s police we wouldn’t give a damn fuck about your fuck ass presidents.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

how it feels to say i have homework

[zayn @zaynmalik]

Love You Bro ❤️

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

así me siento cuando les cocino algo a las personas que quiero

[Junferno @Junferno]

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,

I wonder to myself:

Who has the other half of my egg?

Two strangers;

Living their lives;

Sharing an egg.

[guada @wtfguada_]

14 años menstruando y todavía confundo el SPM con un vacío existencial del que no me voy a recuperar

[maddie @payphoneexhibit]

this is literally lost in translation

[quinn알리사 @Quinveer]

Women wised up to the fact that majority of men want kids in a way a child wants a puppy knowing full well the mom is going to pick up after it and do most of the labor required. Men don’t train to be loving empathetic and present fathers the way women are expected to be mothers.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

Pressing play on a movie after 11pm

[naman @deleuzesionaI]

he cooked

[YTK @yeahytk]

need a friend with benefits, not sexually tho, like one with a pool or boat

[Circe @vocalcry]

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?