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Sometimes the good guys lose in the real world. And then the world just keeps happening.

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@Viscountpost @darkacademician In the commune we will all be idle rich.

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@BruvRoy21806 It's up there with The Sopranos and The Wire and deserves the lavish praise that Breaking Bad (which is good but I don't think should be in the GOAT conversation) sometimes gets.

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@DrewSav I don't know. I think Warren just might have bad judgment, as much as it pains me to say it.

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@CentristMadness I mean, rich liberals recruited the guy because the beard gave them a thrill down their leg in the first place.

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@TheStatsRobot @DrewSav Rikers

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@HunterBiden @LemieuxLGM @tardedlib https://t.co/P3hjXj1V4Z

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@magi_jay (how is your arm)

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@atrupar He’s drunk.

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@johnehrett He knows his SIAT (Standardized Imperial Admissions Testing) scores and HS grades are in the right percentile that he'll be guaranteed admission

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@Matt_Infield To get Shaq in the top 5, you have to rank him in front of three of Jordon, Lebron, Kareem, Wilt, Magic, Russell, and Bird and I don't see any way to do it. You could maybe stretch and put him as high as like 7. And that's also completely not accounting for Duncan or Kobe.

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@KennySpenceNBA OKC fans are the actual worst.

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@EWErickson It is the boyars who are bad

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@Orlando74180344 @CentristMadness He emerged from an oyster shell fully formed like Venus only he demurely covered himself with his beard which was much longer at the time. Greeting him on either side were beltway consultants, one of whom bore a buffalo plaid flannel shirt with which to cover his Nazi tattoo.

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@cwarzel we're definitely worse for it

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@Wilson__Valdez @ImNotOwned I think the consenus was that it wasn't ideal. There was also probably no real way to put a lid on it without bringing in the national guard and there was no appetite for that for obvious reasons and it so my sense was democrats just tried to avoid that conversation entirely.

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@ThomasJCarcetti The same thing is happening in Memphis, and there’s a super liberal DA but also all the trump surge in federal and state boots on the ground. And state republicans still run the liberal soft on crime DA playbook and lavish praise on the surge and it’s all very stupid.

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@DistractedAnna Boy do I feel this. I lost a good portion of my digestive tract. But I would sit in a giant waiting room of people going through a completely different experience from me once a year for 5 years and feel like the biggest phony.

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Philip Marlowe has a rainy afternoon tryst with the girl from the bookshop and then leaves her with a so long pal. Just ice cold.

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@pathfinder342 @agraybee They aren’t, Republic era clone troopers were, by the time of A New Hope, the storm troopers are just guys.

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@ChiefTeef8 And Wade was the better player in 2006 by a lot and it was his team, but it's still kind of crazy to call Shaq part of the supporting cast like he was Udonis Haslem or Jason Williams or something. Shaq was a diminished version of himself by then. But he wasn't THAT diminished.

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@ChiefTeef8 https://t.co/ssltZHWT77

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@NoRadioLuv @ChiefTeef8 I don’t know how it’s possible to vastly overate a no doubt top 12, and probable top 10 all time player, but somehow Kobe Stans manage it.