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babe I took an online quiz and I’m only in the yellow zone of being a sociopath it’s okay it’s not even that bad!!!

[sabs @basrinaaa]

@MiddleMalcomX

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@saguar_hoe 🙋🏽‍♀️

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done 😌

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Hey guys remember to text your ex today I’m sure they want to hear from you

[sabs @basrinaaa]

@kaj85901 @DoWamingooo which head

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This is how @balloonfm_ talks to me everyday. Let’s pray for him 😔🙏🏽

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

therapists won’t tell you this but the right boyfriend actually can fix you

[sabs @basrinaaa]

@kaj85901 We’re crazy

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@minimyraaa Make me

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can someone please give me samyra abweh’s twitter handle?

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ignorance is bliss. I’m happy dumb as fuck 😌

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@CoachGarcia62 She’d be so proud of you 💘

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Now that this baddie is out of the game, us others finally have a chance

[sabs @basrinaaa]

metaphorically standing outside your place w a boombox playing 100 gecs

[sabs @basrinaaa]

this is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chris Cuomo says he “was going to kill everybody including myself” after CNN fired him due to his involvement in his brother’s sexual misconduct scandal:

“Things can consume you. Italians are so passionate.”

[cami @_camilou_]

me before i pierced my nose vs. me after

[sabs @basrinaaa]

The real jump scare is how bloody my fingers are after I zone out and suddenly half of my lip is peeled off

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@balloonfm_ Too bad I’m hotter than ever

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@BrofessorCruz 🤫🫣

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why is my explore page on instagram so horny

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I just gave myself the ick from thinking about how I look while putting a fitted sheet on my mattress ://

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Can’t believe they made a movie about grown up baby renesmee