Ryan

Thoughts and opinions are my own, as far as I can tell. But I could be wrong.

[Ryan @bassfed]

@ThePetsX Looks traumatized

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@HOUSEPORN___ Curious how many people have stabbed themselves when it opens like that.

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@MyLordBebo Girls got bigger balls than I do. No way I could handle that height.

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@16bitnostalgia I remember this game being on Sega Channel and not being allowed to play it because it gave my mom motion sickness.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

That feeling when you taste pizza for the very first time.

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@XCzsnx As long as it isn't one of these.

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@ThatEricAlper

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@ThatEricAlper Saturday morning cartoons.

[Paul Manning @mobinfiltrator]

Today I’m 19,277 days free from heroin & cocaine use.

#sober

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@gsharpiee As long as that wasn't a $1700 minimum payment that's not so bad.

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@naiivememe I want to say yes, but I'm sort of scared of heights and I'm not sure I'd handle the trip. Not a car you wanna get kicked out of for bitching out.

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@RetroCoast If you're John Wick.

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@NancyMace I think it's because of group identity politics. They dont REALLY want men in there. They're only going along with it because the idea is being pushed by their side. It doesn't need to be a good idea or make sense for them to support it and shove it down everyone's throat.

[Ryan @bassfed]

"Your death is more certain than your marriage. So instead of looking for your soulmate, start working on your soul, mate."

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@VanCityVice All those people and not one of them is smart enough to start CPR.

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Apparently my new BBQ has a has leak. I just lost some eyelashes.

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@amanobviously I miss Canada from when Stephen Harper was in charge.

[Ryan @bassfed]

I just heard a man say that he sometimes switches a movie over to Spanish and then when his kids get confused he tells them it must mean they're tired and need a nap. Then when they wake up he switches it back to English and they think they're all better from their nap. Genius.