HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬

Football Fanatic.
Ifb all East &West African accounts.

[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

@TheLenny_ And the liquid how much ?

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

That is why I will do a gaseous wedding

[SilencedSirs◼️ @SilentlySirs]

“U.S. Secretary of Defense:
We entered Iraq with 160,000 American soldiers,
and we left with only 5,000.

[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

@blanks_sj @_Double006 Ford crown Victoria? Nah 😂😂

[Sir Brighto🐷 @Brighto_Dynasty]

What makes me laugh right now is that there's someone who is expecting 750k from me tomorrow and I have zero shilling right now en am heading to bed very well with my phone switched off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

Your thoughts on this …

[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

Lil Wayne said this and my mind IMMEDIATELY WENT TO LIA THOMPSON aaaahhhh

[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

@EVSTHWRLD I'm not even resistant.... That black hole can have me IM A WILLING TRIBUTE FOR SACRIFICE

[1ofnone @EVSTHWRLD]

Vortex to bootyhole is crazy.

[Hustler @Dianepounds]

Why do slay queens don't get drunk?🤔

[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

@Dianepounds Do you get drunk at work ? 🫣🫣🫣🫣

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I had some money issues years ago and asked my bank for a month off from fees but they said no. Once I paid off the account i kept the account open. I transfer 1p in and out once a month and insist on monthly paper statements. It has cost them more in postage than the fees were

[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

@fesshole This is the level of petty I aspire to achieve 😂😂🙋🏾🙋🏾

[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

Me once I read my 1st encyclopedia

[Nana Birungi @NanaBirungi]

I know too much now to break free from the chains of religion. You’ll never see me in church again

[Shyne @Shyneexcel]

If they didn’t do A’level math
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[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

@Shyneexcel So you've just disqualified the entire parliament that makes laws.
You have sidelined your entire target market 😂.

[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

@justalexoki I hope we are on the same page coz for some the only other option is kill the wife, kids and yourself

[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

@ayaonx Because men commit suicide and no one cares. But once he kills his boss, himself or his family suddenly the news have space for his story 😤

[HalfBloodPrince🇺🇬 @bastardprince95]

@gowolfa @he1kumwya