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cog in the machine

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#currentmood

[Just the News @JustTheNews]

🚨 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is returning home after his rehab stint. He was hospitalized on June 14 after a 911 call to his house. He will continue physical therapy.

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@TheBenDanielPod the tell all book CC writes when she retires is gonna be fire

[PREPRESS HULK @PREPRESSHULK]

HULK EXCITED TO HEAR CANVA HACKED!! MAYBE CUSTOMER STOP SENDING FULLY RASTERIZED PDF WITHOUT BLEEDS!!

[The Gateway Pundit @gatewaypundit]

Still Smarting from Total Defeat in the 2024 Presidental Election, Kamala Harris Can’t Stop Whining- Shares What Joe Biden Said to Rattle Her Just Before Crucial Trump Debate https://t.co/upRHhiHhU1

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@Skriptkeeper17 word up.

[Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) @TeamTrump]

President Donald J. Trump to Hold a Get Out the Vote Rally in Greensboro, North Carolina https://t.co/7Qao4A4cQ5

[Alex Mathers | 🐉 @Alexmathers84]

9 hand-drawn Confucius quotes that will instantly energise you:

- illustrated thread -

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WITNESS! WITTNESS! gen z has discovered…walking

[New York Post @nypost]

‘Silent Walking’ trend has Gen Zers leaving iPhones at home to go for walks https://t.co/i0nQ5mtgLG

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@gatewaypundit tell me what an op is without telling me what an op is

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@BoSnerdley

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i’ve been listening to talk radio today and at every top of the hour there is reporting on the death of Sinead O,Connor and i’m going to save mainstream news the trouble. She managed to do more songs than nothing compares 2u. you’re welcome

https://t.co/Xzvxa3L49C

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i’m sure that there are more poorly runs city services than @nyctAAR but they are definitely in the top 10 #absoluteshitshow

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trying my best to walk outside in the liquid jello that is summer in nyc #inthesummer #inthecity

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jeez i can’t wait for that old timey electricity fired pizza i’ll be getting in the future

[New York Post @nypost]

Mama Mia! NYC rules crack down on coal, wood-fired pizzerias — must cut carbon emissions up to 75% https://t.co/JwErgWmV5A

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man, when canada sends smoke signals, they don’t mess around

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it just isn’t a monday night unless you have to give first aid to the guy who had a seizure in the pizza place you stepped into #newyorkstories

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@HipIsEdo @ApprtionMission if your considering buying a prepackaged sandwich in nyc, you are a tourist. if you’re shopping at zabar’s you’re also a tourist, or an extra in an episode of seinfeld

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@jakejakeny 🤣

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@danayoung i can’t take credit for that one

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@danayoung a lizard in crimson

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@danayoung what do you call a newt in a red suit?