Based Fozzie Bear

A court jester, still a better human than @glinner... and yes, the name is a bit of a joke. So are soggy knees, okthxbai

[Based Fozzie Bear @BasteKnight]

Archive, Report, Block.

archive dot is (and its siblings)
tweetsave dot com
web dot archive dot org

You can block and then report at https://t.co/8Ai0NlWGrF if it's easier.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

It took 20 years for youtube just to become like cable tv

[john @johnsemley3000]

a good Soviet joke:

a man orders a car. the car dealer says, "OK, comrade, your car will be ready in 10 years."

the man says, "morning or afternoon?"

dealer says, "comrade, it's 10 years away, how would that matter?"

man says, "i have the plumber coming over that morning."

[Allen Harris @crash_matrix]

"No, that's *not* a cup holder!"
(#Throwback to one of the greatest urban legends in the IT world)

[Based Fozzie Bear @BasteKnight]

Well, that's kinda lame.

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

JFC. Nothing makes them happy. Not a god damn thing.

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

Is it any surprise that reasonable men are actively avoiding insufferable women? I think not.

[Based Fozzie Bear @BasteKnight]

Dash is not very intelligent at all.

Either that, or he is celebrating the deaths in Afghanistan, which seems just as likely.

[Dash Dobrofsky @DashDobrofsky]

Shameful, Disgusting, misleading headline. Intentional from the new MAGA boss at CNN: https://t.co/m4Wq1gDbiZ

[Based Fozzie Bear @BasteKnight]

@PixelJanosz @TheCartoonLoon Oil drilling. Messy and a bit dangerous.

[Oliver Anwar @theoliveranwar]

You can burn 800 calories in 1 hour of running.

You can avoid 800 calories in 30 seconds of not eating the cake.

This is why you should prioritise your diet over cardio when it comes to fat loss.

[El Duderino @ElDuderinoGG]

So @eastdakota / @Cloudflare:
Are you listening to @keffals and her gang about Kiwifarms? Well, you shouldn't.

Because y'see, she's using the death of someone, who committed suicide, to prop up her vendetta against Kiwifarms. She's doing the SAME THING she accuses Kiwifarms of.

[Viva Frei @thevivafrei]

When you *literally* kill someone, then purport to be the victim…

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

Ok, I found her accusations very concerning so I did a search … and nothing even close to these awful things she claims are being tweeted are coming up. Who makes up such horrible shit? Worse yet, who believes this horrible shit? smh

[Based Fozzie Bear @BasteKnight]

@LillianaPozos Looks a lot like Lexus Redmond. Are you related?

[Jamil Jivani @jamiljivani]

Grand opening

Grand closing

[HalfTangible @HalfTangible]

You vastly, VASTLY underestimate how lonely men are and how few compliments we get from anybody.

I STILL remember these two girls who serenaded me from their jeep completely unprompted like 9 years ago.

[Based Fozzie Bear @BasteKnight]

@PixelJanosz I used to eat lemons and limes like normal people would eat apples. With the peel.

[Based Fozzie Bear @BasteKnight]

@GavinNewsom

[Based Fozzie Bear @BasteKnight]

@CasuallyGreg People who think their feet don't stink.