Drunk Batman

Inebriated justice

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

@Ryan50068930 @EastEndJoe Oh no no. He didn’t qualify the circumstances. When are you all going to quit apologizing for him. “Well, he didn’t mean that.” He did. The dummy needs to think before he speaks and he never does. Ever.

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

@KilotonBoom @krassenstein @ICEgov @POTUS Lol sure.

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

It's awesome having a villain named Calendar Man. I can consult with him and schedule the dates when I'll kick his tail. #batdrunk

#Batman #CalendarMan #DCComics

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

"Do you reckon that for Captain America July 5th is 'Don't Throw Self Into Traffic Day'?" #batdrunk
#Batman #CaptainAmerica #IndependenceDay

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

More like Super-buzzkill. #batdrunk

#Batman #Superman #Supergirl #snowman

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Superman = good friend. 🙄 #batdrunk

#Batman #Superman #GreenLantern #DCComics

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Shut up, Waylon Jennings. Here's a voiceover for you: “About that time the Duke boys went to jail for bootlegging!” Guitar twang. #batdrunk #Batman

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

Cesar Romero's visible mustache makes him the greatest on-screen Joker ever – Because it implies he's really just a normal dude who acts that way to piss off Batman

[Jensen Ackles @JensenAckles]

Been sitting on this news for while now. So excited and honored to be a part of the ‘Batman’ legacy. 😈

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Scene from Zack Snyder’s Justice League. #batdrunk
#Superman #Batman #ZackSnydersJusticeLeague

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

What was The Weeknd doing with The Court of Owls during the Super Bowl halftime show? #batdrunk

#Batman #SuperBowl #TheWeeknd #TheCourtOfOwls

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Beautiful. #batdrunk #Batman #Superman

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

#batdrunk #Batman #Berniememes

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Breaking: Trump gives The Joker a last-minute pardon.

#batdrunk #Batman #TheJoker #Trump #TrumpPardon

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Look at that beautiful mane. #batdrunk
#Batman #haircut

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Butterfingers. #batdrunk
#Batman #Robin #ChristmasEve

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Clark, you dumb, baby. #batdrunk
#Batman #Superman #Election2020

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Batman: After Dark. #batdrunk #Batman #TheBatman

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Cocaine is a helluva drug. #batdrunk #Batman

[Drunk Batman @Bat_Drunk]

Rude. #batdrunk
#Batman #BatmanMaskofthePhantasm