Lord Bat of Barfness

all views ain’t my own as this account regularly gets hijacked by my daughter …. 😂

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@AdamRichman You’re turning into a proper gentleman!

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@ImpalerUSA Well, it appears Darwin may have been wrong after all #evolution #MAGAcult #banjoplayers

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@CllrKieran That’s groundbreaking insight - people want their government to do stuff for them. Well spent morning that 👍🤣

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@HC_AlwaysRight Bit harsh - isn’t he on your team?

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@georginalibbie You would, we wouldn’t

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@TheRealJamieKay Surely they don’t use bicycles as that would be “woke” environmentally friendly Net Zero nonsense?

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@saniyafatma1278 The Deposit Return Scheme kicks in later this year so get the kids out collecting bottles!

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@ManOfKent15 @SimonFoxWriter Yeah Kent was probably very nice and optimistic in the 1980s. Up north our friends and communities were being destroyed by the Anti-Christ PM and her brutal policing of strikes.

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@Jenniferarcuri Now talk about your career growth and what propelled you to fame

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@TheGriftReport Proverbs 6:16-19 lists specific things the Lord detests, including a lying tongue, haughty eyes, and "one who sows discord among brothers"

Translated? God hates Farage and his cult following 🤣👍

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@BotFinderUK This is what happens when you put all your faith in an ex Tory Banker

‘man of the people’ 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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@britspatriots #careinthecommunity #darwinwaswrong

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@johnsonj5os Educated

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@right_far_right Ladies and gentlemen - welcome back to the 1970s and the National Front 👌

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@LOVillaJavea Are these whining people in the room with you now?

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@KeithPrinceAM That’s great - those hungry and in poverty will eat well tonight knowing that 👌🥴

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@darrengrimes

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@darrengrimes So your messiah is a Southern ex-Tory Banker?

I’ll go for the King of the North before the Pied Piper of Brexit…

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@OWS1892 @john17_clark @Essex_Patriot @badtastemama I think “fucking idiot” is an adequate description. You could have also used: 1) Karen; 2) Snowflake 3) Gammon; 4) Flag-shagger; or 5) simply a typical Reform voter.

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@LOVillaJavea If I could remove a CO2 molecule for every Reform/ Restore supporter who is ignorant on climate change or couldn’t care less about it I could make Net Zero targets by tomorrow afternoon….

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@IamHappyHiker @AmericaRecharge Yep thick misogynistic men that are still living in the 19th Century - they’re scared of powerful successful women