ODA.

Real estate agent. Been gay and doing crime since 1983.

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[ODA. @batbatons]

[ Deserved. Oda covers his nose that took most the hit with a pained grunt. ]

Oh, you fucker—

[ᅠᅠ「 𝙈𝘼𝙅𝙄𝙈𝘼 ׅ⎖ 」ᅠᅠᅠᅠ @madd0gmjm]

That's it.

[ A sucker punch lands square in Oda's face. ]

If y' don't want yer boss t' bury ya, piss off now. I've given enough warnings.

[ODA. @batbatons]

What's with the long face. 🐴

[［ 桐生 一馬. ］ @ORYUDAIRI]

ᅠ oda-san. 🗿

[ODA. @batbatons]

It's a compliment, Majima-san.

You picked yourself a good one, there. Must have been expensive, eh?

[ Tachibana needs to lock this man away. He loves being an asshole until it comes back to bite him in the ass. ]

[ODA. @batbatons]

Wish you and Majima would get to it already just so you'd be quiet.

Yer pretty, but man, do you talk.

[Takayuki Yagami. @taaboyuki]

That... wasn't intended to be an innuendo, but, well. — For some, yeah.

[ODA. @batbatons]

Guh... It'll almost be time for Kiryu to take the boss out. I'm gonna get a strong drink.

[ODA. @batbatons]

[ Mumbles. ]

Tch, I wish...

[ODA. @batbatons]

@prosthetink [ Goes to respond, then stops himself. Instead lowering his head in a bow. ]

Sorry, Tachibana-san...

[ODA. @batbatons]

Before they say anythin', boss, I was bein' perfectly nice and minding my own business. They started it.

[ODA. @batbatons]

Put a cute one.

[ODA. @batbatons]

Hi Boss,

[ODA. @batbatons]

wronghf picture.

[ODA. @batbatons]

Now, now, Majima-san!
Ain't no need for threats like that. Why, I wouldn't hurt a single hair on your pretty boy's head.

But, you gotta tell me... How much?

[ᅠᅠ「 𝙈𝘼𝙅𝙄𝙈𝘼 ׅ⎖ 」ᅠᅠᅠᅠ @madd0gmjm]

Yeah, so is yer boss. Try anythin' an' I'll be straight on my way to 'im. Will take life in prison t' make sure ya suffer most.

[ODA. @batbatons]

Looks like I found your weak spot, Majima-san.

And ain't he a cute one...

[ᅠᅠ「 𝙈𝘼𝙅𝙄𝙈𝘼 ׅ⎖ 」ᅠᅠᅠᅠ @madd0gmjm]

Shut yer trap… last warnin'.

[ODA. @batbatons]

Cocky one, ain'tcha, stud?

[Takayuki Yagami. @taaboyuki]

Easy there, gramps. Little young for you, aren't I?

[ODA. @batbatons]

Oho~?

[ᅠᅠ「 𝙈𝘼𝙅𝙄𝙈𝘼 ׅ⎖ 」ᅠᅠᅠᅠ @madd0gmjm]

Say that again and I'm killing ya on th' spot.

[ODA. @batbatons]

And who the fuck is this twink?

[ODA. @batbatons]

Heh, not at all, pal.

I ain't nothin' but a loyal dog. I'll stick around for as long as he'll have me, and I hope to die before I ever leave him.

[ᅠᅠ「 𝙈𝘼𝙅𝙄𝙈𝘼 ׅ⎖ 」ᅠᅠᅠᅠ @madd0gmjm]

Eh. Might be in similar boats, but yer rockin' in place, while I'm sailin' along to th' future, unbothered.

Maybe yer more tilted than me about that, boy.

[ODA. @batbatons]

That what you call it? Real love, eh. Looked like one-sided obsession to me.

But that'd put you and me on a similar level, don't it. And I betcha that just gnaws at ya.

[ᅠᅠ「 𝙈𝘼𝙅𝙄𝙈𝘼 ׅ⎖ 」ᅠᅠᅠᅠ @madd0gmjm]

There ain't. But that don't mean I'm complainin'── guys like me're lucky enough t' even experience real love, let alone keep it. Nah. I'm good while he's good. Simple.

[ODA. @batbatons]

'Like me', but not me.
Could have the personality of a choppin' board for what it's worth. End of the day it ain't really yer oh so charmin' character they're paying for. Unless they're suckers.

[𝙠𝙖𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙝𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙩𝙤𝙮.ᐟ.ᐟ @GUMIHOSTESS]

I try to be!
I need to be funny for broke guys like you -- otherwise, you have no reason to live!

[ODA. @batbatons]

Hah. You're pretty funny.

[𝙠𝙖𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙝𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙩𝙤𝙮.ᐟ.ᐟ @GUMIHOSTESS]

Not surprising.
You don't look like you could afford me.