canyon

just a cyberpunk npc

[𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔟𝔦𝔡 𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𐕣 @evildeadgrl]

mfs will call their favorite straight cis man “spiritually a lesbian” before they accept bisexual women into the community 💀 what a joke

[turbomander @turbomander]

I understand you’re a paladin with a divine oath or whatever but like...does your god really approve of you pumping five consecutive divine smites into that guy just because he was caught stealing? He had like 4 hp dude, you turned him into paste that was kind of excessive no

[canyon @batblush]

so i finished all three mass effect games. now what am i supposed to do with myself

[andrew @mrnastynodrama]

I'm pitching CBC a new show where we feed all the residential school denialists to wild dogs.

[claire @clairelzbeth]

I only send nudes via Canada Post #SaveCanadaPost

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[dia @veilsguard]

was reading a bit about wildlife in cyberpunk and seeing this legit made me cry. We Miss Them. whatever

[kira-ann @charrlysa]

Theres a marked difference between "factory farming and the meat industry is bad for animals and us and the planet" and "eating any meat at all is inherently evil and makes you evil" but vegans act shocked when people get mad at them for the second one then backpedal

[canyon @batblush]

i have been left with no other option but to wage psychological warfare against the rats in my pantry

[Mads @europemaxxed]

how i imagine my childhood cat is doing in heaven

[razzle @razzledaxel]

the pnw is basically the garden of eden

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

if u got a man tell him i said shut the hell up

[canyon @batblush]

people need to stop telling me i look like a teenager before i turn into this guy

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

happy earth day to vancouver specifically

[Ara Ghougassian @araghougassian]

seattle is just temu vancouver

[bookishTachyon ΘΔ 🇵🇸 @bookishTachyon]

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

[meghan @ladynoir]

hey so the male gaze is about how film and other visual media cultures assume their average audience member is a straight man and therefore frame female characters as sex objects or maternal figures with little in between it’s not about what kind of pretty someone is

[oumou @geekostylefun]

@ladynoir every time ppl use the word male gaze to talk abt an actual human woman in the real world an angek loses its wings. “she dresses for the male gaze” no u just wanna say she looks like a whore but that wouldn’t be woke of u 😭

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

vancouver the woman that you are