Matthew

Twitter has become a joke.

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@CJ_Madison_ @SportsCenter @VandyFootball She looks like she would handle is better than you.

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Peace out Twitter. Come find me on threads “Burtmat”

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@RyanIsThatGuy @Soul_Reepah

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@DirtAndSprague Everyone plays their best in systems they play their best in…

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@tacoboutbaecon My parents got an RV spot and tickets this year! They will be there.

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@theydiedlaughin We just finished with a fire alarm. Now in an hour we get the FEMA alert. What a wonderful Wednesday.

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@FTFonFS1 @getnickwright

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@RyanIsThatGuy I love chaos. I’m turning my phone up at loud as possible!

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@RepTroyNehls 🤣

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@DannyAndDusty I am getting 2015/16 vibes.

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@DannyAndDusty I’m taking 5-7 over

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@49ersSportsTalk This has more to do about forcing the opposition to play catch up. You can’t play catchup very well through the run game.

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Are some men afraid of trans women because they are scared they might have to get to know someone before wanting to sleep with them?

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@RoryRoberge Haha. My daughter is very empathetic and would also be nervous of a big guy breaking into our house, even if it was to leave gifts.
I’m glad you don’t give away credit! We do like to give gifts from famous people based off the gift is inspired by.

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@RoryRoberge We have made it a point to tell the story of Santa and not tell her that Santa brings you toys. And the tooth fairy is just creepy so she knows it will be Mom and Dad

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@evanempdx Joe is the Dolphin. He knows how to use the flipper.

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@Trysta_Krick Going to start calling Joe the Dolphin. He’s got this flipper down pat. Lots of Miami references in there too ;)

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@Trysta_Krick @flasportsbuzz You have been my favorite part of this summer of failing twitX and Dame Drama.

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@WorldWideWob We good

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@RyanIsThatGuy Have fun with Nurk…

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@raf_tyler It’s a trade. There has to be collusion to get a deal done…