Simon Batchelor

This Aussie life is too good 👌🏻🤙🏻✈️

[Simon Batchelor @batchelor8910]

@Eromina_Mutairu Pointless

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I wish I was around for this. This cracks me up every time

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@RickyDoggin Talk to me when you can drive a truck with a road ranger gearbox

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@harperlee789 Nope

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@JasmineRossn Mentally fucked me for 8 years. Caused me depression, attempted scuicide , walked out on me at my lowest point and went to America to fuck some dude she’d been chatting too for god knows how long …. I’d rather shit in my hands and clap

[Simon Batchelor @batchelor8910]

@sam_zoya5401 Nope

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@KhanSaba1278 Humans

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@moveon_9910 Unlucky narcarsist

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Kept telling my ex this all the time.

[ActiveVibes @ActiveVibes_]

A wife who initiates with her husband is more powerful than one who doesn't

here's why:

[Simon Batchelor @batchelor8910]

@shkeela1278 “ I fucking hope not, being with you was bad enough”

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@jaceels2 Working on it

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Ohara is literally how we all feel. I can’t even say congrats.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

👏 Arsenal fan: "Arteta has done this with a shoestring budget!"

😡 O'Hara: "Julian... SHUT UP!"

Jamie O'Hara was not having what this #AFC fan had to say about Arteta and their title win! 🤫😡

[Simon Batchelor @batchelor8910]

These dicks are going to be unbearable for the next few weeks 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@ChelseaFC Can I just vote for the stadium? Everyone has been shocking this year related to the club

[Simon Batchelor @batchelor8910]

@NikkiAndBrie , I have been obsessed trying to get hold this shirt. I live in Perth Australia and cannot buy this and only available to the USA! Lucky for me
I have friends there! Finally arrived! Over the moon!!