melissa ❤️‍🔥

excellent fun til you get to know her | 33

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

me leaving my own party to go to sleep

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

Trinity and Bryce are like a real life love story lmao #loveislandusa

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

I have to know what Trinity put in her hair holy shit lol #loveislandusa

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

This immediately became one of my favorite sketches of all time when I saw it

[noelle ೀ @hooksonpadilla]

Cant fucking believe THIS was snubbed by the tv academy......... are we serious

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

@allie_uncharted Tooootally understandable lmao

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

@allie_uncharted I need to know!!!!

I’ll be at HHN Oct 7 and 8th if you’re there one of those nights I’ll come say hi! (I live in STL so I have to make a trip out of it lol)

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

@MissAmerikatie RIGHT!!!!

[carriebradziwill @carriebradwh0re]

He looks like Miss Gypsy Rose Blanchard here

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

Mitch McConnell called this morning and said, “If I die and go to hell real soon, it will appear to me as this room. And for eternity, I'd lay in bed in my boxers, half stoned, with a pillow under my head.”

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

Happy anniversary to the concert that brought Taylor and Travis together but more importantly happy anniversary to restarting last kiss 3x thanks to me

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

Okay and!?!! So was I!!!!

[tayvis throwbacks @lolatayvis]

She doesnt know it yet but her husband is in the crowd getting "mesmerized, captivated and left engulfed to the curiosity of who she was":

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

news so good i almost liked a laura loomer tweet

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

Exactly #loveislandusa

[james @cinecomical]

I hope production knows we want more of these challenges instead of suck and fuck in multi-colored slime with various foods

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

One of the best summers of my life was the one I was still living in the house I rented with my ex and navigating single life as someone in my late twenties who hadn’t dated since I was 22 god what a great summer lol

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

@tedcruz In a first world country you could go fuck/yourself

[Andrea ☁️🐞 (Taylor’s Version) @AmericanKaw13]

Ok but the ring pic ate. Worth the misdemeanor lmao

[melissa ❤️‍🔥 @batchelorette3]

If I ever fuckin run into sincere oh my godddddddddddddd #loveislandusa