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Can I steal you for a second? And other nonsensical thoughts from not the most dramatic season of the Bachelor ever.

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On tonight’s episode of #ListenToYourHeart we attempt to figure out whether @OldDominion, @adamfgoldberg, or some guy named Matt is competing.

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Chris H: Hannah Ann may not be coming
Peter: Does she know Madison left?

That first question says it all.

#TheBachelorFinale

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@erikamegan1 @RealitySteve Looking thinner, prettier, and happier.

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Champagnegate 2.0. I can’t be the only person who thinks the placement of the bottle is a bit awkward... #TheBachelor

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Let’s do psych evals on the parents of all future #TheBachelor leads, mmmkay? Because this episode was basically the sequel to monster-in-law.

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Tonight’s episode of #TheBachelor feels a little less Women Tell All and more Children Yell All. Can we put them in time out to prevent any from showing up on paradise? Please??

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Are we sure all these girls on women tell all were actually on this season of #thebachelor?! Because I don’t remember seeing half of them ever before...

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This episode of #TheBachelor women tell all would have been so much more enjoyable if the sound crew “forgot” to turn on all the girls’ mics.

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Apparently #thebachelor is now casting for a “seniors” version of the franchise? Sooooo....35 years old and up?!

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I just really wish at the end of each date, they’d gone back to HER place. #TheBachelor

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The mounting fear is palpable. #TheBachelor

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The most joyful moment of #TheBachelor this season, was Peter’s bandaid falling off...

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Peter: I just take this so seriously and want to make sure you’re serious about us.
Victoria F:

#TheBachelor

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I figured out the devastating news peter discovers at the end of this season. He’s picked all the wrong sleep supports. #TheBachelor #isthiswhyyourseasonhasbeensuchafinasco?

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@okayloucks 100% 😂 One. giant. Finasco.

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The only thing worse than having to watch the girls on this season of #thebachelor is knowing we have to see them again on Paradise.

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@AmyLynn0721 And also because...who is Natasha?? 😂

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@POPSUGAR With the girls this season, the produced moments are the only “fun” we’ve had. Gimme more Chase Rice all day!

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This is the WORST cast of women on a bachelor season I’ve ever seen. Embarrassing AF. #TheBachelor

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The one thing Alayah or aleah or whatever her name is was good for on this season....is my new favorite gif 😂 #thebachelor